Someone doesn’t know how to heed their own advice.

Who’s forcing you to read these tweets?

Stop trying to make fetch happen, Alanis.

“It’s Uuuuge!”

How did Trump find out there is a Greenland?

They’re probably interrogating her right now.

Eerily reminiscent of how JFK died after falling on all those bullets. 

Still not a shining day on the continuum of force, even though, yes, she provoked the incident and, yes, in the angle discussed here, it might have gone worse had she been of color.

Whenever I see you driving, you’re the only person in the car. You don’t need the capability of four seats. Just get a bike.

dude you know once you get a pickup you become “hey i know i guy with a truck that will help you move”

Isn’t power low in the rpm range an advantage? What do you gain from having to rev to 9000 rpm to make power? (other than noise, which the Corvettes can make plenty of)

In 1974 someone did it with a helicopter

The military actively pays for those feel good moments, maybe the check hadn’t cleared for the month yet.

Screw it, I say every profession gets their own version of the American flag.

he is entitled to think its not political in the same way i am entitled to think its absolute bullshit.

Rental Car Agent:
I think I know why we have reservations.

Booooo

That’s generous. I figure they’ll get a voucher for lifetime free car washes at their local dealer for Ford products they own.

The USWNT already has Megan Rapinoe to provide strong leadership, but I guess Hope Solo could create a good cop/bad cop situation. After all, it usually takes more than one officer to get Hope Solo in cuffs.