Look at you Jalops who think the middle lane is the driving lane. Losers! Middle is for passing slow cars in the right lane. Left lane is for passing everyone. However, because all you tards drive in the middle lane it leaves the right lane open for me and I pass all of you.  Right lanes rules, middle lane drools!

If you want to get somewhere in ‘Merlin’ then drive in the right lane. Nobody uses it.

USA, USA, USA

Nobody dies by going too fast.  They die by running into things.  

Flashing hi beams works, but sometimes backfires and makes them go slower or kick your ass.

Yes!! This also works great on motorcyclists who follow you on the interstate with their high beams on. If you’re going to pretend to not notice your 100 watt stadium lights searing my retinas then I’ll pretend to not notice the dirty window juice shower you’re getting.

States can save all the money by declaring the park a national treasure. Their congress person gets other states on board by agreeing to vote for all of their special pet projects. New Federal Park/Recreation area is born and all tax payers foot the bill. State gets Fed jobs, free tourism, and no tax burden. NPS says…

430 Suzuki owners trying to boost the resale value ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

Suzuki

that the program is VIN specific, so not every only one car will qualify.

Do the rear windows go all the way down? Is there option for a sliding window in the rear? How much effort does it take to remove the rear seats for dirty dog transport? Can you hose out the interior or are the sills too high and the Jeep will become a bowl of mud soup? Can the front seats fold back flat for naps (I’m…