Any Journalist from Kotaku: I favor Limousine Activism and the David Cage certified “OH THE EMOTIONS” over doing real video game journalism (aka doing your actual jobs rather than walking around stabbing in the dark), cat memes and genuine fun because we must protect our twitter puritans and breatharians over those…

That’s not good journalism, dude. You’re grasping straws for click-bait.

Somebody did a video on your article.

Fuse: Dear Major Companies, Please sue us! We have ripped off 2 of the major consoles around!

“To The Moon remains the only game to make me cry, and this coming from a man who played the mobile reboot of Dungeon Keeper.”

Now it costs $99.69 on steam.

I noticed a mistake here.

Or a possible alternate reality game that’s is about to happen.

Wrong! He’s in vacation.

Wish Granted!

OH NO!!!! THE ALL-FEMALE REBOOTS ARE COMING!

We do not need flash to die. if you let die, there will be no games, no web pages, even the entire internet. Flash needs to live.

An article that proves that sometimes EA is a complete bastard.

It’s a sign that the game industry is about to crash AGAIN!

I am sad to report that Justin Wilson has died. He is 37 at the time at his death. In Loving Memory of Justin Wilson 1978-2015.

Uh-Oh, I sense an ARG comming at us. The poster has a link, that leads us play a ARG square-enix comes in store.

First, Alleged Cars Ripoff. Now this. What the hell are they thinking?! Is china gone nuts?