He doesn’t actually want a child, he wants the support that comes with it. As you say, if he’s so desperate to be a father, there are plenty of ways he can do so. That he wants to be a father to this particular embryo speaks volumes about his true intentions.

Indiana Jones is sexier than Han Solo.

God kids can’t do ANYTHING

Stop blinking, you little cheaters.

Thank you for the less grim news.

The longer he stands there the more likely it is that his presence becomes disruptive to lots of other people getting to vote. Larger crowds, the bystander effect (e.g. people are paying more attention to him and not going about their own voting as rapidly as they should) and all that jazz. Getting him in and out of…

Please. All Chappelle’s comment proves is that even liberal men will blame women - even the woman they have just voted for - for a man being called out on his disgusting sexism. It’s the same misogyny that’s pervasive with berniebros and the brogressives in general rallying behind Assange, having a massive, irrational…

I hope JT gets nominated for that abomination of a song JUST SO I CAN WATCH HIM LOSE. AND HE’LL KNOW IT’S COMING AND THAT THERE’S NOTHING HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.

You know, say what you will about Emma Stone, but it is nice to see mixed race Asian Americans getting significant roles in major films like this

western europe fashion trends minus 8 years = eastern european fashion trends

i like beyonce (have forever, saw destiny’s child in concert three times as a kid) but is anyone else totally exhausted by stan culture? the internet acting like she is the greatest thing in the history of the world and completely above reproach tires me out(the amount of ‘woke’ people i saw defending her for that…

Wasn’t he in a movie once?

My former friend Cindy (and she’s former because of what you’re about to read) planned her whole life around getting married. That was her raisin d’être. 😁

Why does it look like there is a hand coming out from under the table and is holding onto Barron’s bum?

If this isn’t a perfect metaphor for what his party is trying to do to all women, silence us, then I don’t know what is.

Ugh, he’s so fucking tacky. He thinks anything that costs a lot of money is automatically classy and automatically brings him prestige. He’s like the Dubai of people.

You should listen to your friend, Billy Zane. He’s a cool dude.

My favorite Tweet of the year has a similar flavour:

He’s hardly taking a Holier Than Thou approach. All of those things were done with consenting adults, and he apologized to it. I wouldn’t marry him, but I can respect someone who says “I fucked up, and I can be garbage sometime.” That is NOT what Trump does. Trump says, “maybe I fucked up, but you’re ugly and fat and…

One thing Letterman was damn good at was turning a fun interview into a dark and brutal stabbing if the mood took him.