It doesn’t matter how much bacon, butter, pepper, cheese, and green onions you add to that.

I always just assumed it was because she considered Flagg’s conscience a weakness.

I’m glad Venture Bros. is getting a proper send-off. It really was a fantastic show and ahead of its time, but I can’t blame Adult Swim for shelving it when crafting a new season could take years. I had hoped that it would become the American Red Dwarf in that regard. but alas.

That mayo was either made with olive oil, which is nice enough but completely overpowering, or it’s got a ton more egg than it needs, which is both texturally unappealing and wicked bad for storage life.

Crystal sauce is the version of Tabasco that you can use as a condiment.

Crystal is everything Tabasco wants to be.

Jalapeno Tabasco is the superior Tabasco

Crystal is the best host sauce.  Tobasco is OK.

Oh, come on now that is...

The man’s hilarious as hell. You’re right that he may not be regarded in the same way as some of the other people. But he’s hilarious as hell. 

One of the biggest problems of the Information Age (and it’ll be the root cause of the Information Age Collapse, which will be pored over by historians in the year 5200 the way today’s historians look at the Bronze Age Collapse c. 1200 BCE) is that the ruling class is no longer connected to the communities they rule.

“Cage is a good actor in good movies, and an almost indispensable actor in bad ones.”

I hide from my children to eat snacks, I drink right in front of them. 

Seriously, this has ruined your season? A revision to a goddamned commercial? This is a major part of your holiday? GET A LIFE!

i am enjoying the last of the stuffing for my lunch, and the remains of the turkey went into tortilla soup yesterday, which i will be feeding my flu-ridden partner throughout the day until tonight when i freeze it. ...if i can find room in the freezer. somebody who has a direct line to the food gods, please pray for…

Just remember these words of wisdom:

If you really want to know..

It’s all the really slightly dodgy camera and filter tricks needed to make it look washed out. Even then you still see snippets of lush verdant hills in the backgrounds.

Question is, did he lose his sense of smell? Would be a shame if he could no longer smell what he was cooking.

He was on TNT’s NBA show a few days ago in a taped piece (don’t know when it was taped) looking really thin. That was actually the first time I noticed it but I never even thought of him being sick until now. Respect to all those that kept his wish to keep it private for all this time.