That mayo was either made with olive oil, which is nice enough but completely overpowering, or it’s got a ton more egg than it needs, which is both texturally unappealing and wicked bad for storage life.

Crystal sauce is the version of Tabasco that you can use as a condiment.

Crystal is everything Tabasco wants to be.

Jalapeno Tabasco is the superior Tabasco

Crystal is the best host sauce.  Tobasco is OK.

The man’s hilarious as hell. You’re right that he may not be regarded in the same way as some of the other people. But he’s hilarious as hell. 

One of the biggest problems of the Information Age (and it’ll be the root cause of the Information Age Collapse, which will be pored over by historians in the year 5200 the way today’s historians look at the Bronze Age Collapse c. 1200 BCE) is that the ruling class is no longer connected to the communities they rule.

I hide from my children to eat snacks, I drink right in front of them. 

Seriously, this has ruined your season? A revision to a goddamned commercial? This is a major part of your holiday? GET A LIFE!

i am enjoying the last of the stuffing for my lunch, and the remains of the turkey went into tortilla soup yesterday, which i will be feeding my flu-ridden partner throughout the day until tonight when i freeze it. ...if i can find room in the freezer. somebody who has a direct line to the food gods, please pray for…

Just remember these words of wisdom:

Question is, did he lose his sense of smell? Would be a shame if he could no longer smell what he was cooking.

He was on TNT’s NBA show a few days ago in a taped piece (don’t know when it was taped) looking really thin. That was actually the first time I noticed it but I never even thought of him being sick until now. Respect to all those that kept his wish to keep it private for all this time.

My story. I was 16 and intoxicated to the point of being very sick. My friend and her boyfriend were arguing in a bedroom, leaving me alone with a football player who helped me to the bathroom because I was vomiting. He locked the door behind him and attempted to rape me. I fought him and eventually made enough noise…

“You can’t drink a toast with water! Billy, the grappa!”

Has stoked a wider interest in a long-standing conversation about “copaganda,” or media images that work to present a more empathetic side to the police state while ignoring the systemic racism and implicit bias that plagues the culture.

I was just wondering today whether it’s better to go to a smaller just grocery store where people might be in a smaller area or to a place like Walmart where you’re more likely to find everything but things are farther apart and there are more people in general, increasing your chances of getting too close by…

counterpoint: being at the bar when Halloween falls on the time change day and you get that extra hour is the best.

Leg and thigh meat is terrible tasting and contains Superultrasalmonella. I will continue to purchase and consume it at low prices for the good of humanity, but the general buying public should stay away.

But the real threat to society is women making up accusations for revenge, right? Or is it laughing at people...