Every time I hear/read the word “autumn” I think of this

Nah she meant what she meant. A woman whose body is outside the realm of haughty white chaste sexuality is to be admonished to emphasize how it’s wrong and you wouldn’t dare cause you’re “good” or whatever bullshit thing white women have used to belittle women of color because they’re threatened that they won’t be in…

Food and patience. That’s what it comes down to. A feral (notched ear, symbol of Trap-Neuter-Release here) was nosing around my house as she could smell the food I feed the resident tomcat who has no interest in being an inside kitty. (Someone dropped him at my door; my cat lady reputation is strong.) She wouldn’t…

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Years ago, I was standing in line at a Block Buster in LA and 2 ladies in their sixties were talking about how hot he was, & how great he was in bed. I was like, “Damn, if your girlfriends are still talking about you 40 years later, you must have really had it going on.”

I feel like we we we oughtta know.

“The Notebook” is the most garbage-ass movie. Any pleasure derived from it should be accompanied by Raskolnikov-in-Siberia levels of guilt.

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

I read not too long ago that sharks are basically the ocean’s toddlers--always sticking stuff in their mouth to learn about it. If they wanted to eat you, they’d eat you (Tangentially, I also recently learned that human blood does not set off shark feeding frenzies, because we don’t smell like shark food. Fish blood…

Really throwing those dice by making the oldest man in the world wait 2 more weeks aren’t we?

Yeah, it’s great when it’s a no-brainer, huh?

If Britain and the US took these refugees, this story wouldn't exist.

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

Ahhhh yes... I’ve seen a kind similar before but different species.

“Why are we just finding this out?”

If I had a body that looked good in this, I’d put it into a suit that made it look waaaaay better.

Vanilla is delicious.

Good. Let this serve as a reminder that women have always, always fought. Vikings had shield maidens and Shaka Zulu had his all-female body guard. Women dressed as men to join the fight. They take up arms and become rebels and guerillas. In Russia they become bombers and tankers and snipers. In feudal Japan they…