Believe me, i’ve lived in Germany, where they have amazing healthcare and single payer would be great, but do you honestly think, with our congressional system in the complete shambles that it is, that it would be easy to push that system through the legislative system? Healthcare isn’t something that can just be…

I was having a debate in step with this the other night. My main point is that it’s troubling that Sanders is continuing a campaign supposedly to exercise the will of the people, but the people have spoken and they didn’t pick him. To continue on with this just shows he’s not really that different from every other old…

Aiden is the new John. Now we have to refer to protitute customers as Aidens. Women will write dear Aiden letters. It’s a stupid fucking name. Stop it.

Charlotte and Aidan? Idk about you guys but Chelsea Clinton being a huge Sex and the City fan is really funny to me.

GO GET HIM OBAMA

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

yeah I see why with Cindy Crawfords son, he looks just like her. Butt he Hadid kid? Why?

Megan Fox is not a very good actress, but she seems to be a very good person and someone who I’d like to hang out with and we could goof on people.

Well played Megan. We can be friends again.

I have health insurance now. My father (who has a preexisting condition) has health insurance and it likely saved his life last year. My sister will be getting public service student loan forgiveness in a few years, erasing her college debt. My friends in the national guard and the Marine corps haven’t rotated into a…

Remember, he’s not an athlete who made a mistake: he’s a criminal who can swim.

Sam Bee, OMG. That was beautiful.

That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

If it reaches the Supreme Court with only eight justices, a 4-4 split reverts back to the prior court’s decision. Bet the GOP wishes they had that moderately conservative judge Obama asked for now!

So I don’t know where else to share this, but this tweet, from the liberal filmmaker daughter of the Constitution Party candidate, may be one of the saddest things I’ve ever read, and also explains a lot about why the relative volume of Sanders’s supporters didn’t match up with the votes in the end.

You do realise that Hillary has way more support from black voters than Bernie does, right?

I vote like a grown up and pick the person who is least likely to destroy the country.

If you’ve ever had a cricket somewhere in your home in the middle of the night but couldn’t find it you would know why crickets should be down near the bottom. Fuck crickets.

One of the meanest college pranks I heard of was someone releasing a single cricket into another person’s dorm room. They hide, of course, and they stop chirping if you try to look for them. Then when you finally give up and begin enjoying the silence... chirp, chirp, chirp...