No matter how you feel about her, 100 years ago American women didn’t even have the right to vote, so this is pretty cool.

Because when I look at him, I see his daughter.

Because I respect his relationship with his family too much. But he is dreamy.

I will never be a Clinton fan and I voted for Bernie in the state primary. That said, Bernie,

At our nursery bbq this year the theme was “prince and princesses”, there was at least one kid there dressed as Prince.

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

A good cat eye often takes prayer.

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?

Pro Tip: When on the run from the police, don’t order Dominoes. I mean, we could argue that you shouldn’t be a general scumbag and do things that would lead to you being on the run from the police in the first place, but I think not ordering Dominoes is the real take away from this story.

I’m at the point in my cycle where babies are just blah. Kittens are always a squee.

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

If I was married to a swimmer, I’d demand he be shirtless most of the time.

OT but last night I was at a restaurant that had this playing on a tv and I never ONCE thought it was airing for the first time today. Like in my mind all Law and Orders are like automatically in syndication from the moment of their creation.

I definitely shed a tear reading this. Most comedians slag off on their wives or girlfriends, but Patton made it abundantly clear he loves his wife and child. The story about his wife finding a gigantic rat and then looking for a new house is one of my all time favorite comedy bits.

Who the hell even uses miscegenation anymore?