though i also fully support Antonin Doglia

Y’all, go make a will. Now. Even if your assets are minimal or just bunch of books and shoes. In many states you just need to write it on your own and simply take it to a bank to have it notarized for free. You will save your loved ones, friends or family, lots of headaches.

I am sooooooo tired of these Angelina is too skinny rumours. Its like the ONLY two things the tabloids ever write about her is the status of her marriage (obviously shes getting divorced any day now) and her weight.

She did mention spending it on her son, which is great.

Imagine getting $10k as a young, new mom. It’ll make a pretty big difference.

It’s so hard to raise your arms in lace sleeves, though.

My husband and I were watching Jaws last night and it occurred to me that it was nice when everyone in a movie didn’t have to be beautiful. We figure if they made that movie today, Viggo Mortensen would play Quint.

From What a Way to Go?!?!?! I love that movie! It’s got the single greatest lineup of paramours for a female lead, ever.

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

How’s Leo DiCaprio supposed to find his girlfriends without having a catalogue to choose from?

Erotic City is my favorite Prince song.

I’ve always assumed Prince smelled so strongly of sex that it would overwhelm anything else.

Time for my Prince stories:

I can’t be entirely sure of this, but I think I have Prince to thank for being born. I have a sneaking suspicion that my parents fucked to the Lovesexy album as the timing matches up of when it came out. I’m sure a lot of late 80's children are like 15% Prince’s children.

I was something like 13 or 14 when the son of one of my parents friend’s got married. This family was so Catholic and conservative that two of their children became nuns. The son went a very different direction. At his wedding reception, the first dance he and his new bride got down to was Erotic City. A highlight of…

The Batman soundtrack was amaaaaaaaaaazing.

Goodbye, tiny purple genius. The world was much more interesting while you were in it. Thanks for giving the most interesting parts of my life a kickass soundtrack.

FUCK EVERYTHING