I don’t know if I’d protest it. But in the spirit of Jezebel’s Would U’s, I’d certainly fuck it.

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF AMBER ROSE AS A MAID OF HONOR.

I am rooting so hard for them. Also just think about how hot Blac Chyna and amber rose are gonna look at this wedding.

Is Trevor Noah suggesting that Bernie Sanders is being prevented from screwing the country? I’m not sure how that metaphor is working here.

I'm sorry. But who in their right mind would take young kids to stand in front of a club for a photo? I'm more so bothered with that than anything.

Old MacDonald had a can of whoop-ass

Since that’s Wilt, the answer is “yes.”

SMDH, Gella. Followed on a sprotsball site, can’t identify a dildo gun with lubricating fog attachment.

Sock height longer than inseam or GTFO.

This fits nicely into my personal mantra of “It’s not gay if he was in Furious 7.”

I’m in NY and I do flip flops in the rain. Your feet can dry, but your shoes never will....

HEY I DO WHAT I WANT YOU AINT THE BOSS OF ME!*

Wow, you got them all right, in the correct order, the first time! Deadspin writers always fail at that.

she’s doing it for her sister tho! she realized kit is more important than winning! (not true tho kit is the worst)

The best way to win your decade is to keep it simple. Look at Posh Spice or Lisa Luder.

If you’re a six in Europe then times that by 2, plus 32....so in America you’re a 44!

Have you seen the makeup free video she did with her boyfriend? (I apologize for linking to his ugly mug) She looks totally different sans makeup. Still beautiful, but it was clear how much makeup/contouring helps her look.
Whatever work she had done on her nose seems way more subtle to me when she’s not done up.

“I’m so monogamous it’s stupid.”

Even if it was a garbage bag full, there is no excuse for narcing on your dog.

SHORTS ARE COOL!