Take note of your dad, Chet Haze. When it comes to music and performance, THIS is how we do it.

Oh no! Now Sherri and Jenny won't be able to collect unemployment.

The woman in the middle looks like she hangs out with the Triplets of Belleville.

During one of my first forays into the bar scene, a random guy wandered over to the table I was sitting at while my friends played pool. He didn't say anything, just leaned on the table and pulled out his phone with a severely cracked screen.

If this story doesn't win, the terrorists do.

Police: Can you describe the robber?

It's a speed suit!! Anyone? Anyone?

oh, Stew Pot.

But by the end you realize there's a whole other story, too.

heavy petting

You're never too old for a trampage.

My daughter had a good friend in pre-school whose mother was Vietnamese. I told her how excited my husband was when he moved here and found bahn-mi for $2 a sandwich. She told me he paid too much :)

I LOVE BANH MI WITH REAL HEAD CHEESE IN IT!

Pshhh WHAT?! Head cheese bahn mi is the best.

I could tutor you but I'd have to charge.

LOL I would have said "that's the devil making you eat sweets"

While I have come to the conclusion that I'll never have the opportunity to look at wedding dresses, if I did get married it would be in a giant, hideous, puffy sleeved 80s wedding dress.

I will bet right now that the winner will be a design by Pnina Tornai.

Kneel peasants!