Oh man, I loved that show. I used to work at a bookstore and one day I was telling a customer about a great book, and inadvertently said "But don't take my word for it." When the customer bought the book, my coworker came over and said "Did you just Reading Rainbow that guy? That was awesome!" And I said, "I think I…

A woman walks into a bar, and then leaves because whoever runs the bar is an asshole.

Hey, Sudanese courts!

White Dogs Can't Catch

I love my period. Every month it's like "Yay! I'm not pregnant again! Way to go uterus!"

This is another thing. There are artists out there who do make heartfelt things, but the overarching theme is distance.

The middle one. We all need some Total Recall in our lives.

People kept joking that Conchita looked like Russell Brand, and he was more than happy to go along with that ... this was the result:

I just don't understand it! The formula was infallible

Man - Shirt + muscles + dog = da ladies.


What could have gone wrong?

"You fool! You forgot to account for the DOUCHE FACTOR!"

Donald Glover did a great bit about this exact predicament. The gist of it was that while a lot of guys have somewhat amusing/outlandish stories about "crazy girlfriends", women do not have the same sort of stories, because "IF YOU HAVE A CRAZY BOYFRIEND, YOU GONNA DIE".

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

Is that a tie around his neck? (•_•)

Hey now, don't knock him. I.. got my hands.. on footage of this manly intellectual lust magnet in action!

Hey everybody! Since the NuKinja takeover many of the trolls have slipped through. I've made several comments across Gawker Media about this, but it is worth repeating:

Last year my four-year-old cousin called my mom and left an adorable message along the lines of, "Hi, Aunt [Redacted.] I got a pet giraffe! April Fools, I didn't really!" My mom thought it would be funny to prank my cousin back by telling her that her mom was leaving the family and would never see her again. My…