It was a terrible idea to begin with, so no thanks, I'll pass. #nsfw

"When I was growing up my kids were playing heavy metal I couldn't stand it, but now it doesn't seem that bad, seems weird"

That's ok, I never bought and DLC from them anyway and I'm not about to begin. I didn't give into temptation in SF4, so those "more options" they will eventually offer won't interest me. #capcom

Modern Warfare 2 Junior! Ha! #modernwarfare2

I <3 Valve

Thanks Nintendo for screwing me over for generations of consistent upgrades. Thanks!

First the Mets (which doesn't get mentioned too often), then ESPN, then his marriage.

Shadow Force and Dragon? I don't know, I think those aliases sound unoriginal.

SOLD! #lostodyssey

Before hearing it, I thought it would be more similar to the tune of Denis Learys' early 90s smash hit! #redfactionguerrilla

I can't even do a handstand that long... haha #forza3

I'll be getting this real soon. Can't tell which I'll be playing more though, this or GT5. #forzamotorsport3

I don't like it. I prefer a bigger screen on handhelds and I just bought a DSi, so I'm not exactly happy. #nintendodsi

Why you no like fizzy bubbalee? De Zohan drinks fizzy bubbalee to feel silky smooth! #nightnote

You can watch me. I'll be heading there within the next hour. I'll be the bald guy with a black jacket. #superstreetfighteriv

I like how he covers up the side of the tv he screwed up... haha #wii

I don't immediately mute players. I only do that when I hear my own voice on someone elses mic. #screengrab

I prefer his G-Force name, Dirk Daring, over Joe The Condor. However, Jun The Swan is better than Agatha June.

I was actually impressed by the split screen adaptively changing from vertical to horizontal. I would like to see that used in more games. #legoindianajones2theadventurec...

So... it's not edible? #androideclair