Nowadays that’s actually magic fairy dust all Nationals fans use to wish with to make sure the ball makes it accurately whenever Zimmerman throws.

All the money they paid editors Hogan now uses to wipe his asshole.

I was told Deadspin didn’t even attend the conference meeting. Has Hogan taken so much money from you that you can’t make it to DFW and ask your hard hitting questions yourself?

The only written stuff has already been released. You can't release words that haven't been written down in the minutes of the meeting or anything.

What about Tennessee’s cover up? All they had to do was pay the people money. You guys barely even reported on it.

Don't worry, the team forgot it was today too.

I think Joe Pa is putting on the best example of pleading the fifth, I haven’t heard anything out of him about this for a while now.

Kentucky Deluxe. My liver just cringed reading those words. I don't think it'll ever recover from college. I just tell myself to think of cirrhosis as battle scars on your liver.

Happened in NHL 13 UT with me. I beat an 85 team with a 65 team. After that I stopped playing UT because I knew it was rigged.

If they were still called the Bullets they'd still have a shot.

Good thing one event is in the morning/early afternoon and the other was in the evening! So you could watch both without bitching! Of course, that takes away from your “point” so of course you don’t care.

That’s cute, really. Remember that most of that team won’t be on our 2018 or especially 2022 team and yet they hung with the best in the world and that’s including fucking up and snatching a draw out of the jaws of victory against Portugal.

2022 is when they will all be in their mid 20's and just hitting their prime.

+1 Coal lung

That’s still Aaron Rodgers’ title.

We didn’t make it to the knockout round of “the group of death” in Brazil and then come one Wondo choke job kick short of making it to the round after that for no reason... But what do I know about the USMNT? Obviously not as much as you guys.

Incorrect. We have more talent coming up through our pipelines than we did before he became our technical director. Just because the fruit isn’t ripe yet doesn’t mean it isn’t there.

I’m assuming this is snark, Patrick, but regardless I remember hearing a while ago that our U-18 (maybe U-16?) team walloped the USWNT in a scrimmage. It wasn’t publicized besides by a U-18 player tweeting about it.

So the DA is in Louisiana but giving Bammer players preferential treatment? He could be out of a job soon.

Just in case anyone thinks Brazil isn't a third world country anymore they have this.