Once again you show how you have very little knowledge of soccer. Jozy and Wood are two completely different types of forwards. Jozy is someone who you pass the ball to and the hold up play for more people to join the attacking 1/3rd because of his big body. Wood is someone who plays hoofball–as in you kick it forward…

Shhh! Don't tell Deadspin that!

This sounds almost like what’s going on at Tennessee except for the firings, the winning, the people being put in jail...Actually, never mind, at lest Baylor has done something. Where is all you hate at Tennessee, Deadspin? They even had football players beating up other teammates who helped the victim, the coach…

I read your articles just to see how much you flip and flip from a stance like a fish out of water. Enjoy my click

He decided to stick it out at Bayern behind fucking Robbin, Müller, Ribery, et al thinking he had a chance. Got loaned to a club and went through three coaches in one season with the second and third coach not even grading him for the club. If he played for a different club or transferred out from Bayern he’d still be…

It’s about time. Too bad you aren’t gettin shut down completely. Your slanted articles get tiring and make me WANT to read ESPN.

*citation needed*

Even Julian Green would have been a better person to name to the squad.

Until Deadspin has an actual knowledgeable soccer writer all they should do in regards to soccer is show awesome goals.

Typical Deadspin; hype the shit out of something on your site then tear it down while it's happening. Sometimes I don't know why I still come here.

The last time I wore a cup was in little league.

With the Hulk Hogan lawsuit Gawker can't afford editors anymore...not like they did anything anyways.

Mexico does not host international games outside of Azteca. That is why almost all of their friendlies are held in America.

Didn't Equador almost beat Brazil if it wasn't for an incorrect call by the linesman?

Ventura should’ve stuck to being a pet detective.

So when are we going start hearing about Tennessee? Baylor is fucked up but this seems to be the same rehashed articles each time. Is it the fact they are religious that makes you want to pursue them while leaving other stories alone?

Gawker only cares about their soapbox for the most part.

Adu might not have lived up to the hype but he did produce some quality stuff for the national team. Please stick to writing sports you guys actually pretend to know anything about short of posting cool goals.

Oh look, another article by Haisley shitting on the MLS. Do the other soccer leagues pay you for this? I doubt gawker money is enough to pay the bills.