troughofluxury
Trough of Luxury
troughofluxury

Absolutely fair. I took this as satirical, but I'm not the Humor Police.

It's there!

His feed is 99% hilarious. This is a really really dumb tweet. But the rest of his stuff is freaking hilarious and has never set off a Douchey Privilege Guy alarm before. Meh!

@ShittingtonUK is absolutely hilarious. His photoshopped book covers and "Netflix" screens always slay me. I've literally never seen him touch gender politics or anything "sensitive" up to this point. From what I've seen this is certainly not indicative of the rest of his twitter feed. But you're free to call a

Not yet, but I'll add them to the list! There's no TJ's in my corner of Dogpatch, so I always load up on their goodies when I go and visit family.

Yes! This is the pep-pep equivalent of sliding my credit card without somehow setting my suspenders on fire!

Ugh. Did I do this wrong? It shows up on my Private View. I feel like a pep-pep trying to figure out how to use the self checkout line.

Ugh. No kidding. Glad we're all stocked up >_<

I JUST bought some Ghirardelli dark chococalte and sea salt caramel squares.

Heeeeey there formerly troubled adolescent but generally functional adult sister! Hi-fives.

He has lovely eyes and yet they're barely visible in this picture! There's something very douchey / half-drunk looking... It's like he's doing his best Scott Disick impression.

I think if they were real we'd have Liberty Medical commercials trying to shill them to us.

That was my reaction! I was like "Ooh she put peaches on it instead of drowning it in hot fudge and sea salt caramel (as I would inevitably do)? Good on you, Kim!"

Hmm. Sleep aids, anti-depressants, and painkillers.

I'm a white guy and have dated at least as many POC as white guys... it may be different for gay men but I doubt it because the casual racism you hear in the gay community is freaking beyond the pale...

I think this is a good point. If movies "glamorize" either of them, they primarily do so by divorcing the act from its consequences. Smoking does look a little "cooler" when I don't have to smell it (and that's not even getting into the health consequences...)

You know, I have zero gastrointestinal complications that I'm aware of, and especially recently I've been eating very consistently — but yeah, exact same situation. There's no rhyme or reason. I figure if there's no blood or living creatures, all is good.

I think this is the case with regular licorice-flavored Twizzlers also, because those give me a case of the Green Goblins every time!

I'm sayin'! I don't personally even see any pearl-clutch-worthy stuff in here, and it's def missing the funny. Both the original and response. They're not really even bad enough to get a full-on eyeroll.