Alvarez didn’t announce the firing of Officer Jason Van Dyke (who pumped 16 bullets into a teenager who was walking away from him,) until the actual day the footage of the cold-blooded murder was released to the public. Until then he was still collecting a paycheck. Coincidence? You decide.

Agreed!

As a Chicago area resident: GOOD. Alvarez was elected on a campaign of transparency and reform, but she has fought to keep wrongfully convicted people in prison and protected cops who killed without justification. She needs to go.

Rahm Emmanuel straight up conspired with the alderman of Chicago, including many black ones, to cover up the shooting of Laquan McDonald in exchange for political favor. You should write as many articles on this as you do on Trump until that pos resigns.

Best news I’ve heard all day

Yes but they're not evil birds like loons.

But how is that different from when parents with biological children adopt? Are only childless couples allowed to adopt?

I’m sorry you’re a judgy asshole who shits on women’s choices.

That was unnecessary and kind of mean.

If you had gone to Eton, you would know that unicorns are mostly purple, with pink glittery polka-dots. Peasant.

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

Say cheese and die.

Well, even they know that Democrats and lefties have better fashion sense than they do.

I don’t believe I’ve ever seen the word “rectum” rendered in such a tacky, saccharine script.

It is a well-known scientific fact that if you look at a butthole closely enough, you will see the words “Exit” inscribed on it in the language your mother spoke when she was pregnant with you.

“The rectum is an exit, not an entrance”

IKR?
Although the flowery “exit only” font had me full on *laughing*.

(suitable to laminate and hang on one’s front door perhaps?)

“I will take 20 of your finest plastic fetuses, please.”

That...is not what 10-week fetus feet look like!

As a graphic designer, AAAAAGH, AGH, MAKE IT STOP, JESUS GOD.