What’s next, we’re going to find out those are costumes and not really their own clothes? Oh, horror.

You know, with a literal fascist about to be nominated for a presidential election, this kind of stuff just seems like child’s play now.

I had some fool on twitter tell me that Trump doesn’t engage in hate speech, that’s just a “stupid liberal talking point.”

Yeah, we’re the ones with the mob mentality.

Oh, I can almost guarantee that these 30 students will be voting.

I have no words.

This is so horrible, but what’s worse is that it is not at all surprising, based on what we’ve already seen/heard from Trump so far.

So fucking uncool.
Pretty obvi his capital RACISM is showing.

“What is white supremacy even?”

There are so many people/institutions who should be required to apologise to these students, I’ve lost count. The university. The Trump campaign. The people who stood by and did nothing. The Secret Service.

That she will never be held responsible for her words is extremely painful.

So are the GOP and religious leaders that put those thoughts in his head.

My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”

I want an alternate version TOO DRUMPF TO FUCK.

Calling the guy who just demanded the families of his enemies to be murdered a “relative moderate” should really tell you everything you need to know about american politics.

The best burn in the segment is describing Kanye as a bored sociopath with a finger free anus.

And also, the government is not a business and should not be run as such. Consider the implications of the “savings” generated by using a different water source for Flint, Michigan...

I’d take Trump over Cruz any day of the week.

This was arguably one of his best episodes he’s done, and it’s a shame to say that because spending this much time on an asshole like Drumpf is akin to putting your hand in a meat slicer.

“What is KKK anyway? Is it a new Krispy Kreme Kreation? Because that spells delicious, unless you are lardass." Could I get Donald Trump to retweet this?