Attn men reading this: How about you just NOT be like Pablo Levano? Don’t be like Pablo Levano, and none of you will have to be like Moise Morancy.

Yeah I’m the first person to defend victims of police misconduct but this was pretty basic SOP.

Name dropping Pence was a good touch. Satire has been getting harder to detect lately because there is so much honest inanity coming from certain corners of society.

That would certainly have been an appropriate response to anyone who made that comment in earnest.

He wasn’t arrested so there’s no bail to raise.

PIX11: “ When police from the 112 precinct arrived, they put both the suspect and Morancy in handcuffs until, Morancy says, they figured out who was the perp and who was the hero.” Really, Rachel, this is standard procedure. How are the cops supposed to know what is what right away? They sorted it out, arrested…

The Tiffany-Ivanka scale is probably how he rates other women, too.

Here’s a start to the party...

Trump is the most decisive. Decisions to change original decisions count as decisions too. Everything you try to call an “indecision” is actually two or more separate decisions. So many decisions you can’t even believe. Check the record.

I actually find Mike Pence far more heinous than I do Chris Christie, which is really something.

Compared to other monstrous or cartoonish qualities he has it hardly registers, but Trump is incredibly indecisive. He is highly suggestible and clearly has no plans so it’s pretty easy to get him to change his mind. He has the resolve of a wet tissue.

I mean, there has to be a certain optics problem when a key plank in your campaign is criticizing your opponent for perceived illegal activities while your running mates’ former staffers are on trial for actual alleged illegal activity and seem to have no qualms implicating said running mate in the activity.

Vote for Hillary if you think the Supreme Court is important and the influence of the religious right is dangerous.

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

Ashley Todd. She’s on twitter. If I weren’t sober, I’d ask her if any Hillary supporters carved a bacwards “H” on her face.

The mug shot of that poor dumb soul reminds me of the woman who carved initials in her own face backwards- having used a mirror- and was busted for it during the 2008 campaign. She was a republican, too, and had the same expression on her mutilated face as the current Ms. Einstein does in her mug shot, too. Sad.

Donald Trump supporters:

Like, $2,000, seriously? I’d go to my husband and be like “can you believe this idiot thought I’d pay $2,000 to hide the fact I’m sleeping with other people?!? You know I don’t even care enough to change the password on my phone.”

If Shep were a hustling Real Housewife instead of layabout Southern aristocrat he would be on QVC, building a lifestyle brand around his theory “Grudges are for losers”, including books, a dance track, a diet plan and wine glasses.