troubleface
Troubleface
troubleface

But seriously - if you have an opportunity to insult a decorated war veteran you have to take it, right?

My children are grown men now, but for years their sworn quest was to figure out which neighbor was slipping this bullshit in with the Snickers.

dat Jew star doe

Poor puppy.

One of my daughters looks a lot like my husband’s brother and I swear I never hit that (ew). Genetics are the weirdest of beasts.

My friend is adopted but doesn’t talk about it much and people love to tell her how much she looks like her mom. Sometimes it’s just coincidence too!

Is he just supposed to drink water...Uh...from like the toilet?

It’s what plants crave

It’s what plants crave.

All that matters is that it has electrolytes.

-1 no humor sense

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Seriously can’t believe they just ripped my baby out of my womb, stitched it back up, and handed him to me. If I had any respect I would have just died in childbirth like god and Pat Robertson intended.

Yes, but how is babby formed?

Madonna is beyond pretentious, putting out music which tries hard to be deep and fails. I’d say Madonna is far worse than Gaga, when it comes to this. Gaga is a far more relatable person, she just loves to experiment with her work is all. Madonna is always putting off this vibe like she’s far too superior for everyone

I thought the effectiveness of a threat relied on people wanting to avoid that particular outcome.

Liam Gallagher

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