Also dig that book

Unfortunately there are probably scores of them too terrified of losing everything because they signed an NDA. I cannot believe that he didn’t harrass every woman on The Apprentice. He was already very close to the line during the boardroom sessions, I can’t even begin to imagine what went on behind the scenes.

I don’t know why — I’m not religious — but that final line in the poem always makes me a little verklempt. It’s the only thing that allows me to understand why someone is religious. It’s comforting.

The number of footprints could be deceiving of how many people were actually there if they were walking in single file to hide their numbers.

Obama is so handsome. Not just by comparison, but goddammit. It’s like putting a glass of French wine next to a half empty PBR that’s mostly backwash.

This is one of those Picture Worth a Thousand Word moments:

Nah, it’s not just that he’s fat. I’m fat, and a $600 made-to-measure suit makes me look plenty sharp.

I honestly don’t know how most sane American’s aren’t walking around screaming constantly like they just found a normal human in Invasion of the Body Snatchers.

Listen, if there’s any positive thing to come out of this election it’s that these people are coming forward and identifying themselves. What we gotta do now is wait til the election is over, find these people, tag their ears, and notify the general public that those who are tagged are not to be trusted as teachers,…

Ever seen a Kansas stripper?

Or, or the movie could just not be that good.

I’m fairly sympathetic to fictionalization in general, not because it’s good—but because you can’t get a movie/tv show/etc. made without fictionalizing the crap out of it. However, you hit the nail on the head—it’s not just the fictionalization, it’s adding all this shit at the expense of women.

Well, considering I’m Black and almost every review I’ve read was written by Black people, including two Black historians, that is not an issue for me.

He gets better with age, doesn’t he? His fuck field is nearly barren.

ugh, that was gross. And encouraging her to give him a hug when they got off the bus. You could tell she was not into that.

I wish he’d had a spoon in that cup of coffee he could just stir and stir and stir.

If there is any kind of karmic retribution or force for good in the universe, Pence. Billy Bush is an asshole to be sure, Pence wrote multiple pieces of legislation that fucked over, or had the potential to fuck over people’s lives.

The thing that bothered me most about Billy Bush on the tape was how willing he was to keep the “talk” going
The hug request. Asking Arianna Zucker to choose one of them and so on.
He was all pumped up by talk of pussy-grabbing; his endorphins were flowing.
Even an animal like Trump knew to dial it the fuck back when the…

Al Roker is kind of a national treasure.

I feel like Al Roker had to practice not cackling gleefully when announcing that.