troubleface
Troubleface
troubleface

Excuse you, that’s “Big League”, as in serious, as in high class. Serious people, okay? Because phrases. The most tremendous, the greatest- believe me- sentence. Fragments. Look! over here A Lot. A lot of people. Smart people. African Americans. Hell. Inner cities: DISASTER, okay? Islamophobia? ISISssss *SNIFF* they

Meanwhile trumpenfarter can’t get out of his own way.

I thought it was just slowly melting off.

No one has lost face in this election as much as Ted Cruz

Bee has been tearing 2016s throat out like a tiger catching its prey. Its marvelous to watch.

Any woman who would vote for Trump needs to be drummed out of the women club.

It’s just a silencing tactic, it’s basically tone trolling. She’s attempting to shut down discussion on the issue and using her kid as a pawn to do it. If she can get any mention of Trump’s latest faux pas to seem too improper to repeat, she can limit the spread, that’s all it is.

I think the answer lies somewhere with quantum mechanics. We’ll find out eventually, but perhaps not in our lifetimes.

You know, this is a common catchphrase, but it’s not true. Reality does not have a liberal bias; conservatism (specifically, Republicanism) has just consciously decided to abandon reality altogether.

I love that she’s wearing a cross while defending a guy who is nearly the complete opposite of everything Jesus represented.

I love how Republicans are soooo scared of that word!!

Ana has been brutally effective over the last couple of weeks of just obliterating the Trump surrogates. Speaking of which, I am certain Corey Lewandowki and Scottie Nell Hughes are going to be canned by CNN after election, and they will be basically unhireable.

I’m more scared of what happens to America if the Cubs win the World Series than I am if Trump wins.

Everyone knows reality has a liberal bias

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

I hope Hillary put a document in the DNC servers that said,

Please- for the love of all that is holy- DO find a way to sneak out a tell all book about these vapid skanks.

Crap like that is making people cheer on the robber like she is the 2016 version of Marie Antionette telling us to “eat cake” on social media.

Nev-AAH-duh and Or-re-GON are my most hated mispronounciations on national new casts. Do you even go here (to the west coast)?