Fool me six times, shame on you. Fool me seven times, shame on me.

It’s not that they won’t care, it’s that they won’t see it..... Trump supporters don’t read Jezebel.

His supporters are too stupid to even understand what this means.

Not only that, the dude’s “art” is all inkjet printed shit. He probably put scanned-in toothpaste on scans of the photos in Photoshop.

A huge part of me wants to believe she had zero to do with that poor woman’s murder. Another part of me thinks, at the very least, she was privy to some kind of pertinent knowledge.

Nick Pisa is disgusting. He didn’t give a fuck about the girl who died or the lives of people he ruined. He was just focused on talking about how great it felt to churn out trashy headlines after another. It was terrifying to see how he lacked a conscience. And the whole thing was just fabricated through sexism. “Oh,…

(Knox was even falsely told that she had HIV and encouraged to write a list of all the men she had slept with. The list was then released to the press and published across the world.)

There is no convincing Trump supporters of anything reasoned or logical. As we speak, they are likely painting the historically milquetoast USA Today as some sort of Marxist weekly pamphlet.

I hated calling them “cycles” though. It always made me think “menstrual cycle.”

This isn’t a horror story, but it’s definitely a weird one: I walked into my freshman dorm room one day and found my roommate, Jen, in bed with her best friend Ann. Okay, whatever, it was a women’s college blah blah.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER.

Yes because the important thing here is that you would fuck her.

I’m a little rusty on my Genesis, but on what day did god decide the female/male soccer question?

While I consider Gigi Hadid beautiful, she and her friend Kendall Jenner have nothing to do with high fashion.

Replace that with spiders and it’s my life.

That fucking magazine shoot made me so mad. Like, fine, you fell in love. It sucks but sometimes you can’t help your feelings. But those photos were just cruel. Fuck them both.

I have always HATED that W Magazine spread. They’re posing with a fake family promoting a movie where their characters don’t even have a family. The whole purpose of it was to rub it in Aniston’s face and to launch their family brand. To say he was missing a sensitivity chip is putting it mildly.

Thanks for the deep dive.