I prefer the non-litigious term “Superb Owl.” It’s much more inclusive when discussing American football’s championship game, and avoids all potential lawsuits.

I wish she would write the same paper and demand for they publish a response (since they opened the debate) that includes a graphic description of chunky period discharge.

Or she could say “I had blood coming out of my wherever,” then wink.

Joe, how effective are those boner pills working out for you? We need to know.

I would love her to just say she needed her vagina looked at. And then say the word vagina as many times as possible Then ask him about his penis and ask for all documentation he has on it. I mean, seriously, could this be anymore childish?!

How long do you think she would have kept going before she got to ‘Aunt Jemimah?’

These are black people she knows of who think racism exists. It looks like a random list of famous black people because- stab in the dark here- she doesn’t know a lot of black people. I think it’s everyone she could think of besides “Little Wayne”.

that poor me Kaepernick, Beyoncé, Jesse Williams, Jada Pinkett Smith race card

Can we please all ignore her until she goes away? She makes my fucking head hurt.

Together, we are a 66FFF!

no

Dog - Jesus Christ

“You are you.”

I’m sure deep down she really respects your need to remain morally pure.

actually its really really really easy.

Sam Bee is not obligated to support your quixotic dream of remaking our democracy at the expense of our actual democracy.

I’m so glad I chose the Prado. Literally one of the best decisions of my life.

I know we’re mad at Ryan, but I (black! Like, militantly!) still would bang. Just had a sex dream about him, as his dumb hot face and stupid hard body have been all over media. Whew. Feels good to get that off my chest. (Penance recs welcome.)

Naw.