Not today Satan

You and me both, sister. Eddie Izzard better stay safe.

Confession: Prince and Bowie laid the foundation for my very specific attraction to campy, genderbending men. Preferably with eyeliner. 2016 continues its relentless campaign to make this a sadder less colorful world.

Seriously. I don’t know how anyone could resist Prince. The man was pure confidence, with the actual talent to back it up. He was so hot. That he was pocket sized? Doesn’t matter. It’s freakin Prince. Sex distilled.

game recognized game. <3

I insulted him to his face at a concert. Really small venue event for charity. You were never more than three people away from the stage. The show started two hours late and after standing outside in stilettos waiting to get in the venue, I was not in the mood. I was standing dead center in front of the stage, being…

I was privileged to have seen him live, at Coachella in 2008. He brought out The Time and Sheila E and I thought I had entered nirvana. Then he launched into Radiohead’s “Creep” and I just stood there, mouth wide open, doing that laugh/cry thing you get to do only a few times in your life. If the world had ended at…

I was at the show where he kicked Kim off the stage and it remains one of the top three things I’ve ever seen. (He pulled her up to dance and she WOULDN’T DANCE.)

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

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Sohooooo much this. Prep hit far too close to home for me. Probably the mark of a great book, but I never could finish it because I just felt like I was watching me demean myself by continuing to associate with this asshat of a guy.

Agreed. I read Prep in high school and was very impressed, but her later work disappointed me. I’ve never known if it was because her work product had declined or because my tastes have changed somewhat over the past twelve or so years.

Sorry if this is graphic but they DO sell baby parts. And not just any baby parts.....

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...it’s not?

SHE NEEDS NEW FRIENDS. I VOLUNTEER.

yo but fuck her friend who’s like “umm, michelle? you’re on camera? aren’t you trying to be gluten-free? ummm sorry about my friend guys”

Last time I was caught double-fisting on kiss cam, my date and I got kicked out of the Ice Capades. The times they are a-changin'.

You think that slice is so tiny to make his hands look bigger?

She’s eating it wrong.