The helicopteriast mom.

Holy shit. That mother is as awful as the son.

Mom thinks that response isn’t pertinent to the subject matter? Someone else gets a failing grade, too.

The kid is just stupid, and that’s his only problem.

Plot twist: Nate is failing his classes because he spends his nights trolling local parks and killing transients with a hammer. You know, typical stuff.

Do young men his age typically need mommy to solve all of their problems? Because I don't think they are men yet if that is the case.

“He’s a very typical young man his age”

I think that’s his imagined best-case scenario too.

I’m more confused by reference to the “races of Dungeons and Dragons”. I mean..which edition are we referring to here? Just how many factions of imaginary creatures does this guy think he’s being persecuted by?

Please don’t unleash the races of Dungeons and Dragons on me, I’m already running away like in this 1925 Buster Keaton film Seven Chances from thousands of women bloggers from Brooklyn who decided that they should write for ELLE not me.

Oooooh! Classier than lesbian shitasses. Moving up in the world.

It’s way too early for you to be drunk as fuck.

I got no sympathy for him. None. He’s a murderer and a scumbag. Any sympathy I might have had for the guy ended when he tried to blame one of his other children for the murder. How low can you go, really? If he had gotten away with it, a five-year-old would have believed she shot her own sister. Jesus Hoverboarding…

He punched a 5 year old for being upset at seeing him shoot her sister dead right in front of her. His pain is pretty much bottom of the priority list here.

Is this an attempt to be progressive? Yes he feels pain. He also recklessly shot and killed his own kid and then abused another in his quest to not be blamed. So... what about his pain?

Yeah, I don’t care about that guys hurt fee-fees. He shot a toddler and was waving a loaded gun around in a room full of children. Then punched a 5 year old for crying and tried to frame her for the shooting. He gets NO consideration. Fuck that guy.

The part of the story that matters is that a child is dead by violence and her siblings witnessed it. Victims matter more than perpetrators, especially when they were powerless to change the outcome. Her name is Tahirah; his name should be forgotten.

I like knowing who the Piece of Shit of the Day award goes to before 9am; thanks Jez!

According to the drug addled mother of three (four?) that I went to high school with, the government did it to pass gun legislation. She and her husband went out and bought more guns and ammo, because you never know when shit’s gonna get locked down! THESE PEOPLE ARE BORN AND RAISED IN CALIFORNIA. Not even the Sierra…

it’s the gun-government-martial law-crazyshit-survivalist-crazy-GOD-GUNS-black ops-secret files-crazy-American flag-James Madison-guns-freedom thing.