that’s great
::Fallopians:: totally has all the best Psalms

It is a great show IMO. I initially didn’t want to give it a shot because of the premise, but I gave it a shot after people on various Gawker sites raved about it. It is so much better than the premise alone would indicate. I feel like part of why I enjoy it so much is that it is so unique and different from your…

Real question...good show? It didn’t look like it, but I’m open to surprises.

oh god, definitely. one of my coworkers silently walked up behind me and put his hands on my desk chair and I almost elbowed him in the face. DON'T CREEP AROUND BEHIND WOMEN, BUDDY!

If you’re hiring someone to do the parenting half the time, why should the rest of the world want to read your mothering tips? I’m all for women having careers, whether that means hiring a nanny, relying on their partners to do more of the parenting, or leaving the kids with a generous relative. But I can’t get over…

He’s the one who terrorizes the girls they don’t want away.

I don’t know if I believe all this ‘cultural appropriation’ nonsense. Now if you’ll excuse me, I want to go back to listening to Pat Boone’s groundbreaking performance of “Tutti Frutti.”

I wondered if I just had those feelings because I’m not a mom yet, but I’ve asked my mom friends and they all agree that mommy bloggers are the worst (or almost all...and the ones who like them are the super annoying mommy types who I probably would not have become friends with post-their parenthood but stay friends…

I can keep it in my pants. I worked under the hottest man in the planet for over five years and even got drunk together a couple of times but he was taken and I can’t bring myself to do it. Inappropriate texts to my girlfriends about him, absolutely.

Ah, there’s nothing quite like the utter ignorance of the clueless rich kid...

I had no opinion of her before but after spending 10-15 minutes on her blog I now think she could vie for the title of Worst Celebrity Offspring, and lord knows it's tough competition.

And the fact that she started the post with “OH.EM.GEE.”

Ok obviously sexting the boss was entirely inappropriate, but calling your husband a LEGEND because he recorded the firing of her? And then listening to it with all of your girlfriends? That’s kind of just immature and cruel and unnecessary, grow up, you fired her and ended the situation, the humiliation isn't really…

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

“Television Marriage Semifinals” is definitely a phrase I’m going to utilize in any future Bachelor discussions

The coming up behind him and covering his eyes was SO awkward to watch. You could see him immediately thinking “Oh God which one is this??”

#JubileeForTheBachelorette

“I do love you, but like a contestant.”