As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

ROFL win win win!

AHAAAA!!! Awesome!

sons************* two now! dont forget baby kaiser roll

Oh good maybe with that cash she can start a college fund for her son and maybe make some sound investments and possibly set up a trust for him buy heroine

LOL i know! he’s actually made her a ton of cash. he gets her in w/ all the instagram companies (waist trainers, fit teas etc) and books her appearances. since becoming his client shes really stepped up her “brand” (LOLOLOL) and traveled a lot. although right now there is drama over- hand to god- stealing the idea of…

1- i think she’s probably dead and the family is trying to control the media, which i totally get.

How is a Teen Mom an accurate source here!?!?

Shorter Kara: “That I was trolled successfully is a pox upon white people.”

OMG. This is my derp.

Counterpoint:

Incorrect, my GSP is Best in Show/has no time for your shit

Adorbs. Except:

My GSP niece says, “Derp.”

WRONG. My dog is the hottest dog. Look how sexy my dog is. THIS IS A VERY HOT NUMBER.

Taylor Swift acts like and totally markets herself to a MUCH younger demographic.

how dare you report facts! this is jezebel goddammit!

um according to your friends over at Deadspin it was a hoax.

Why are we even pretending that Kanye West and Taylor Swift are in the same league? Swift is positively a joy compared to him and his delusional, uneducated, trollish worldview.