there was one actor on Lip sync battle who totally did a woman’s song (it escapes me) and they just couldn’t commit to it and it read so embarrassingly.

These girls couldn’t be doing this with the encouragement and support of their parents.

THIS THIS THIS. It’s almost intimidating how ok he is with it, like he’s too much man for me because he can put on makeup and think nothing of it, actually not giving a real fuck what anyone thinks because really, how fun is that? Like, that is bucket-list fun. ‘geMomma Bucket List #214 - perform Rhythm Nation…

This confirms my suspicion that nobody has more fun than Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

Mackie’s 2 Legit was very well done too. Seeing both performances back to back gave me a hardcore case of 1990 nostalgia.

And as a fan of Third Rock, I really enjoy the consummate that JGL has grown into.

It would help me I’d go to the midnight showing

Or they could work for their money by making a weird viral sex tape like EVERYBODY ELSE.

Oh, he’s as loony anti-sex as the Duggars are. That’s why they picked him for her.

I think the hair thing is because that is he way the leader of the quiver full movement says women should wear their hair. Every little thing is dictated to women in that cult.

Look, it’s racist to say that large groups of people all look alike. Unless they’re white-trash nouveau-riche cult-living honkeys, because white-trash mouveau-riche cult-living honkeys all look alike.

It’s the vacant eyes and smiling face of submission.

JENNY.

“It’s a woman’s job to submit. He did nothing wrong.”

“Like many young men, he got a little too curious about sexual assault. Please pray for our family as we continue to trust in God’s plan.”

I cannot WAIT to hear his parents’ justification for this one. “He was a young boy” my ass.

This movie would be funnier with a wheel of Brie as a lead.

Dakota Johnson has comedic talent on par with a piece of wet cardboard.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooope.

Umm... 8-1 isn't perfect...