she got punched in the face a bunch

Not pregaming a debate is like forgetting your vaccinations. It’s tantamount to suicide.

I’d suggest gewurtztraminer. It’s a slightly sweet, semi dry white wine that hides the taste of tears quite well.

You’re right, he did do one thing: he made that one song he wrote about being trapped by a transparent, shameless, money-grubbing whore a self-fulfilling prophecy.

SCOTT IS NEXT

Their careers might have been okay, but clearly there’s something flawed in their personalities if they chose freely to marry Kim and Khloe. I don’t think there’s some magic trick these women know that are doing anything to these guys. If you want to date a Kardashian, there is something wrong with you, fundamentally.…

Wouldn’t call Kanye or Lamar losers (and I’m no personal fan of Kanye). They’re the ones who had legit careers before the Kardashians got to them. Might just be a coincidence that they both deteriorated afterward. Also might be because existing in that klan of herpetic hellbeasts is oppressive and unbearable.

Kanye West and Lamar Odom had legit careers before the Kardashians got to them. Might just be a coincidence that they both deteriorated afterward. Also might be because existing in that klan of herpetic hellbeasts is oppressive and unbearable.

I can’t stand those cows. Am I the only one who sees a pattern here? The complete and systematic breakdown of ALL the men they get their claws into? Scott Disick checked the fuck out in a haze of booze and pills. Kanye hasn’t done anything significant since 2010 before he started boning Kim. And Lamar can’t fucking…

God I hate those cows. Am I the only one who sees the pattern here? The complete and systematic breakdown of ALL the men they get their claws into? Scott Disick checked the fuck out in a haze of pills and booze. Kanye hasn’t done anything meaningful since 2010 before he started boning Kim. And Lamar can’t fucking walk…

This is a good dog.

Look how cute Otto the skateboarding dog is.

This is an arbitrary as hell record. Why does the skateboarding doggy have to pass through a human tunnel to set a record?

They showed him a picture of all the Kardashians, told him Khloe is the one that belongs to him, and now he conveniently can’t remember anything?

I remarked to my girlfriend after she heard about this story that “if I ever get that kind of brain damage from anything, please, pull the plug. I don’t want to survive that.”

To which she said “if I found out you got brain damage after a night in a whorehouse, I’d gladly pull the plug.”

Judge Scott Johansen probably didn’t expect his decision to meet with any scrutiny. When it did, he backpedaled quickly. He and other dead-enders can squawk all they want in their private playpens, but when light is shined on them they tend to scurry for safety or climb up on that Kim Davis martyr cross. Good call for…

*whispers* I know you’re making a joke but I love the name Declan. *end whisper*

I know. Deklan is a terrible name.

Is it just me, or do you stop taking someone seriously the minute they use the word ‘hubby’ in a professional email?

Ughhhhh what? No. No no no no no. How could you even? Why? Guuuh.