I was drunk at a bar once wearing an open-knit sweater with a camisole underneath and looking very chic for late-aughts L.A. At some point my camisole was riding up under my boobs so I disappeared in a back hallway to adjust it. Two guys peeked their heads in after me, curious as to what I was doing. Feeling drunk and…

I was surprised this was what undid him. When I read the headline, I was like, “Yeah, and? He’s already said shitty things about racial and religious minorities and has proven he’s a misogynistic prick, so why all of the sudden does everyone care now?”

I’m all for dark humor and I see what this guy is “going” for (assuming it’s fake, which I think it is) but this wasn’t executed well. It needs to be sillier, goofier, more self-aware. Something about him walking in the bathroom and shutting the door at the end is really gross.

I feel the same about hair extensions. Awhile ago my sister spent about a grand on really nice human hair extensions. She maintained them well and appeared to have all this long, healthy, beautiful blonde hair (in reality it’s fine and sorta damaged).

Yeah, it’s a tricky word because it encompasses a bunch of identities that the typical definition of a “religion” doesn’t include.

Can’t argue with stupid.

That is literally something a sixteen-year-old boy does. I had male friends in high school who’d ask the girls, “Hey, give me a hug!” and we’d all decline and laugh it off because we knew it was a thinly-veiled joke to kinda-sorta feel some boobies.

what

What the hell are you talking about

Philandering aside, he’s definitely an asset to her campaign. During his presidency, he was a great speaker with a down-home dialect that could lull you to sleep. In the good way.

They are arrogant, uneducated, entitled assholes. “Rules don’t apply to me; I deserve the all-white all-Christian nation I fap to because ME.”

These women are the same ones that label other women “whores” if they have any sort of sex life or opinion about it thereof.

We can hope. Scottie might work her way onto The View or any other inane talk show looking for an “edge” (in this case, “edge” = dumb twat).

This woman should not have spawned. No snark; I really mean that.

I’ve considered writing a “fictional” story about working in reality TV and dealing specifically with an asshole family in that context. Unfortunately, I’ve been out of it for a few years now. But I’m pretty sure I could just make shit up about them and it’d turn out to be true. Or they’d make it true eventually.

The result is the same: there is no footage of these “robbers.” They can say it’s because of the “security cameras” but this is just the start of this farce beginning to unravel. Watch.

“Starring” this feels wrong.

I mentioned in another post Kim’s penchant for parking in handicapped spaces, which I guess isn’t news anymore given that she does it a lot. Khloe talks about herself as if she’s on the same level as her sisters, attractiveness-wise. Kourtney was already pregnant with her first kid when she was running around…

I mentioned in another post Kim’s penchant for parking in handicapped spaces, which I guess isn’t news anymore given that she does it a lot. Khloe talks about herself as if she’s on the same level as her sisters, attractiveness-wise. Kourtney was already pregnant with her first kid when she was running around…

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