You’re a better person than I am. Having worked on her show before and dealt with her entitled, asshole family, I don’t believe for a second this a) actually happened, and b) that her family deserves any sympathy for it if it somehow did happen. These are terrible people we’re talking about here. Not because the mom…

My favorite example that really illustrates Kim for who she is is how she would park her hideous Rover in the single handicapped spot the parking lot had to offer. Which would have been bad enough, but there was an actual full-time employee in a wheelchair who needed that spot. And he had to go without when the KKK’s…

This is totally fake. This whole family is a herpetic farce.

Me neither. The Kardashians are so goddamn full of themselves there’s no way they’d go anywhere without security. You know, just in case someone tries to “rob” them.

I never said “they” said the story was made up...I said “I knew” it was made up . Which kinda dulls your whole “reading comprehension” barb, doesn’t it?

Or...it’s a farce.

I should’ve started from the beginning: I used to work on the Kardashians’ show at Bunin-Murray Productions. I’m well aware of what these people will do for artificial fame. Like I said before: it’s always something with these people. And Kim’s in the news a lot, but not as much recently. Her brother and two…

I KNEW THIS WAS MADE UP. These fucking people. It’s always something with them. And now it’s a shady-as-shit lie designed to garner sympathy for some tasteless brat that deserves none. Oh, Kim, you “lost ten million dollars” in tacky jewelry? Cry me a fucking river. And you “thought” you were “gonna be raped”? But…

“Cheerleader” focused on a team from Paul Lawrence Dunbar HS. In their episode they were SO SURE they were going to win their fourth championship in five years or something like that. Then they came in eighth. It would’ve hurt to watch except the girls were so arrogant that you were sorta okay with their defeat. They…

I think Christina was in Alcoholic. Binge Drinker was similar, but featured a rugby bro, this other girl who appeared to finally get her life together after narrowly missing a jail sentence for a DUI, and then THIS GAL:

Does anyone know where I can find old episodes of this show? Three episodes that absolutely enthralled me were “I’m a Binge Drinker” (WOW I wonder whatever happened to that blonde gal), “I’m a cheerleader,” and “I’m an urban cheerleader” (“We can’t perform our halftime routine tonight because someone got shot”).

Seems to be going okay so far...I think they’re returning back to their “Murder House” roots because that season was so well done (tightly edited/directed/acted with thoughtful plot lines that came full circle). Of course, it’s only episode three. Sometimes I feel like Ryan Murphy and I are in a toxic relationship…

What the hell are you talking about? She’s white and she’s had several plastic surgeries to appear even more white.

I know this isn’t a super witty and novel thing to say anymore but THIS IS OUR IDIOCRACY. PRESIDENT CAMANCHO WAS LITERALLY A PORN STAR.

It doesn’t though. Because all all the reasons I just explained that you won’t acknowledge because they make too much sense.

Yeah, that was definitely an unendingly stupid error in judgement for her. However, what she did three years ago has nothing to do with a dance routine that happened two days ago.

The Italian justice system is a fucking joke. It already had a reputation for being shady, but they just parodied themselves with this case. The agents working on it were misinformed, biased, and just plain stupid. That’s what everyone learned from this trial: not Knox’s guilt or innocence, but about Italy’s…

Yeah, this shit is terrible and he sounds insufferable. He smeared grocery items on years-old images other people created. Marcel Duchamp (the “This upside down urinal is art because ART” guy) would have a fucking field day with this douche.

I’m no fan of Julian Hough but there is merit to her comment that has nothing to do with sexuality or race. You can feel “comfortable” watching someone do anything performance-based. For example: public speaking. Ever seen someone get up in front of a crowd and look totally insecure, shaky, and uncertain? It’s not a…

Nope. There is such a thing as being “comfortable” watching someone do anything performance-based, and it has nothing to do with socio-racial politics. It’s like with public speaking: either someone gets up there, rocks it, and allows the audience “comfortable” watching them...or someone gets up there, is shaky and…