That’s what ANTM does. There’s gotta be a better word. “Interval,” “spell,” “occasion,” “term,” “juncture.”  

Who the shit knows anymore. I feel like this show started in 2005 because I remember it was such a big deal when John O’Hurley didn’t win the summer after after I’d graduated college. I don’t remember much from actual college, but I remember that.

I change in front of my open window out of sheer laziness. It opens onto the neighbor’s backyard. I’m sure at least one person has accidentally seen me bent over naked at 9 pm. #blessed

I’m Team Girl Who Posted The Tweets in the Dorm. Her roommate posted them publicly on social media. So what’s the problem if they’re posted again in a similarly public forum?

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER.

Isn’t Gigi like a legit model though? KJ is just a hanger on.

The cop who shot Scott was also black.

The cop who shot Scott was also black. Jez has not acknowledged this.

The cop who shot Scott was also black. I’m wondering why Jez hasn’t acknowledged this. It seems relevant.

When Wall-E gets rebooted at the end of the movie and starts trash compacting his stuff because he forgot he liked collecting it.

I think Brad Pitt is the A-list child abuser. And if he is, wouldn’t that just be the tiniest bit of karmic justice for Jolie and her inability not to be a selfish twat?

I just thought of something: what if Brad Pitt is the A-list child abuser Radar was talking about? The “family man” description fits and now the timing of her divorce is suspect, too.

I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING: what if Brad Pitt is the A-list child abuser Radar teased us with yesterday? The “family man” description certainly fits and now she files for divorce one day after that news breaks? Eh? EH?

Am I the only one who thinks that maybe the clowns exist, but the kids are the only ones who can see them? This is how horror moves start.

Yeah, but she’s got hotter, younger, richer starlets to compete with now. Aging and declining marketability spare no bitch.

I just got through saying this somewhere else. I was always Team Jen because Jolie seemed like such a insufferable twat to me. I’m really hoping she learns her lesson when she tries to date again. A greasy-looking stick woman with six kids and a dead career isn’t typically considered “top shelf.”

God, Jolie is insufferable. If she thinks she’ll find another guy who will tolerate her after this, she’s wrong. A sticky-looking husk of a woman with six kids and a DOA career is not what a lot of people would consider “desirable.” Not in real life, and certainly not in Hollywood.

THAT WAS SO UNNECESSARY AND MEAN. And what the hell purpose did it even serve anyway? That’s not “art,” Bradley, that’s a more expensive and masturbatory version of playing house. Jesus Christ, the egos on these two. Whelp, now they’ve got a jillion child custody battles to work out and millions in assets to split up.…

How pathetic must these women be? Methinks they’re the special kind of idiots who think they can “change” a guy. Which also happens to be the same group of women who are desperate for a man because they have no self-worth without one. Gross.

YES. I’ve been looking for a word to describe her performances, and “lazy” is it. Put her next to old school Britney Spears and she looks like an amateur.