I can understand the whole “this movie doesn’t need a reboot” argument. It doesn’t. It’s a classic and the humor is timeless.

I SO wish the first trailer hadn’t been bad, though. The second one looked more promising, so that’s a good sign. Either way, I will still see it and be excited about it too.

Yep. It’s almost as if the “childhood” detractors aren’t that bright.

I’m not sure what she expects to gain from this. If the jury believes her, she still killed a person so what is the end goal? A few years knocked off 25 to life?

I really didn’t care for her in my teen years. I thought she was a thinly-veiled porn star hiding behind crappy music. But then her whole meltdown happened and I started to sympathize with her. She’s been packaged and repackaged her whole life. Then a Jez writer wrote about going to one of her concerts post-meltdown…

My dog has eaten two cans of cake frosting in two weeks. Each one in one sitting. I’d be mad, but I’m just impressed. Both cans were licked clean. LICKED CLEAN. It takes me at least a week to finish off a whole can of frosting. She’s my hero.

Stinson Beach would’ve been way preferable to that janky San Jose park with all the death traps.

We had voicemail, but I knew how to hack into it and erase unwanted messages from the dean. It’s the one thing I for sure learned and retained in high school.

I hate rollercoasters too. My friends and I went to Great America and I was always the one who would ditch the group to eat a pretzel while they “had fun” on the deathtraps.

ME TOO. I was just thinking how even though I was born in 83, I was really a nineties kid. Listening to Better Than Ezra made me realize this. At 33 years old.

Yeah, I...don’t understand what the problem is. It’s not like she punched it. I wish she had punched it. It’d make for a better read.

I said in another post:

LOL. Hey twat, the HR lady probs hated you because YOU’RE the insufferable cunt. People can dislike other people for reasons other than looks, you know, so you probably shouldn’t go around making that assumption. One: it’s not very smart. And two: your appearance is not hot enough to inspire hate by itself. I know…

As I said in another post, I HATE the pseudo-intellectual who confuses being stupid with being “controversial.” They do things that get a negative reaction and then read the outrage as “pushing the status quo,” “saying things others won’t,” and “keeping it real,” thus attempting to add some intellectual value to their…

He’s gonna cheat on her so hard, assuming he isn’t already. I can’t wait.

I HATE the pseudo-intellectual who confuses being stupid with being “controversial.” They do things that get a negative reaction and then read the outrage as “pushing the status quo,” “saying things others won’t,” and “keeping it real,” thus attempting to add some intellectual value to their backwards, unenlightened,…

Shouldn’t the clinic give you an apparatus for that? Like how they give you a plastic cup to store a swab of dog poo when you’re trying to see if it has worms?

FUCK YOU.