Is this Steve Martin?

She’d better enjoy all her time as a sex object while she still has it. Motherhood is kind to no bitch. I know she’ll work the MILF angle, but nothing will ever be the same.

...no.

I said this in another post but I feel it’s worth repeating: I don’t know her outside of her racist, xenophobic Twitter tantrums, but the image I have of her in my head is the spitting dinosaur from Jurassic Park.

I would, yes.

Oh.

Oh. Good.

Shouldn’t it be the other way around? Shouldn’t Roy be sending Ray a bottle for that whole, “Sorry I was an insufferable Twitter/Insta bitch and people thought you were me LOL.”

I would slap a guy for saying that to me. Right after I vomited on him from the nausea he caused me with his saccharine sappiness #bleeergimgrossedoutthinkingaboutit

Of course they’re still single. In my book, unless you verbally agree to exclusivity, all bets are off. And on this show, there is no exclusivity until the ring appears. Which is backwards and weird, but there would be no show any other way.

I DON’T GET IT EITHER. I’m not a fan of women on the Bachelor/Bachelorette franchise, but I do defend their right to bone WHOEVER THEY FUCKING FEEL LIKE. This show is about finding your spouse (on paper, anyway), and finding out who you like to get naked with is a big part of that decision (if you’re being totally…

I know right? It’s a kitten movie, FFS.

I’ll cut straight to the point, which is what your article did not do: you’re coming off as a miserable and bitter person here. If kitty movies make you this unlikeable, I’d hate to know you on a daily basis.

I’ve known plenty of troubled people. Gal whose dad shot himself in the head when she was thirteen? Check. Guy who was molested by a daycare worker when he was five? Check. Gal who battled with drugs/depression/bipolar disorder all before the age of eighteen? Gotcha. All of them had troubled backgrounds, but none of…

I’ve never heard of her outside her racist, homophobic and xenophobic tantrums, but in my head I’ve built her up to look like the spitting dinosaur in Jurassic Park.

Why would you risk it, though??? Do you really HAVE TO HAVE your booze that badly? If that’s the case, then the maternity ward is not the place for you. Rehab is.

There have been enough studies on alcohol during pregnancy to confirm there’s a whole syndrome dedicated to infants whose mothers abused alcohol. There is no “fetal Tylenol syndrome.” Come on.

WHATEVS FREE* PAINKILLERS.

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I KNOW THE STUPIDITY IT KILLS ME 2OIU3OIU34!!!!