Me too. American Wife (or something like that) was bland and a little uncomfortable at times, and not in the sentimental “I remember that part of my life” coming-of-age way. I can’t even remember Man of My Dreams. Hopefully this is better.

Same thing is happening to me. It happened for the OC post too. Yet another reason for me to abandon in frustration anything that Kara posts.

I worked at a deli in Bel-Air for a few months to save for Trouble’s European Adventure Times (alternate title: Six Weeks of Alcoholism). And no, you’re right: it’s terrible there. That was the only server job where I cried while taking someone’s order.

What?

Nobody in this family is that bright. UCLA needs to expel this asshole if only for the PR reasons.

You don’t know what you’re talking about. Like, at all. Please stop.

If she thinks this is “typical” then that probably means all the men in her life are all like this. Meaning: this entire family is shitty and she did a shitty job raising her son.

“The message that women must maintain physical perfection even through the strenuous process of creating another human being freaks me out...”

If she’s anything like me, she thought, “Oh, this’ll be such a grand adventure! I’ll be just like Thoreau and Whitman, at one with the beautiful Arizona desert with my trusty puppy next to me the whole time. I’m sure we’ll find help in about ninety minutes — right around the time I’ll get bored with this scenario and…

Yeah...I’m glad she survived and all, but the whole insufficient gas/leaving the road part really weren’t Mensa-level moments.

Yep. They are just awful people. And I know it has nothing to do with anything, but UNC’s loss to Villanova was so much sweeter after it this.

Oh, bless your heart.

I get where she’s coming from, though. There are people out there who assume that some things — usually under the “arts” umbrella — are easy to do because they’re ignorant about what those things really are (and are happy to stay that way). A friend of mine is a comedic actress and it used to annoy the hell out of her…

I get where she’s coming from, though. There are people out there who assume that some things — usually under the “arts” umbrella — are easy to do because they’re ignorant about what those things really are (and are happy to stay that way). A friend of mine is a comedic actress and it used to annoy the hell out of her…

That’s almost the worst thing about this story. Almost.

RIGHT? I feel like Kara is one of those people who congratulates herself on how offended she can get by the most obscure things and then if nobody else gets it then they’re just not as smart as her and that’s not her problem.

He and Kristen were perfect for each other. Just two vile, insufferable people with nothing going on except misplaced narcissism and alcoholism.

Yeah, he really can’t screw up. I imagine he’s on probation for the sunglasses theft and who the hell knows what else. James might actually be using this as insurance that Jax won’t touch him lest Jax gets in more trouble and loses his spot on the show for 6-12 months.

In the dog world, we call it “fence fighting.” And the chi is all for it until one day that Rottweiler finds a gap in the fence and scrapes the chi’s nose right off its face.

Someone once said (maybe a Jez writer herself?) that James wants so badly to be Jax, and Jax knows it. That’s such a perfect analogy.