Seriously? “Grandstanding, cutesy ignorance, and condescension”? This article epitomizes those things. Maybe that’s the joke. Maybe this article works on multiple levels. Probably not though.
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Trapping some dude into a marriage with a kid he didn’t want WHILE STILL BEING MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE is immature and pathetic too. Runs in the fam.
I know, right? I’m all for sparkly, giant, expensive rings, but if I got anything more than 100K I’d just sit around staring at it all day wondering how many mid-priced American cars I could buy instead.
And did you notice that they covered up her face in the Playboy spreads? Not a compliment...
No she’s terrible. Both these people are just terrible.
I feel like I could do this with Microsoft Paint.
She looks like a total twat in these pictures too. There’s an aura of self-awareness about her poses that suggests these pictures are about HER rather than the memory of A DEAD CHILD.
That’s creepy, but you have to consider that getting your photo taken was A BIG DEAL back then. So probably the opportunity to take one with the dead person was the only shot they’d get to document them.
I would watch the shit out of that.
I’ll always have the story, so yes.
Too late. Many comments here already that allege that doctors are okay, but nurses are just dumb chicks too stupid to get into med school who can barely be trusted with a stethoscope.
What are you talking about?
This gal can be a nurse but I have to work extra hard for my license because I have A TINY TRESPASSING offense on my record for sneaking into a construction site to see a recently unearthed (and possibly live) WWII bombshell? RUDE.
He probably was still stunned he was lucky enough to land Michelle Kwan.
Yeah but just for their funny accents or gross food :) This is straight up, “Holy shit how has this country not imploded in on itself.”
This is why other countries laugh at us. As well they should.
I can’t with her. All I’m aware of are her and Johnny Weir when they’re wearing hats at the Kentucky Derby or whatever. Neither one of them are relevant in fashion, but at least he is chronologically more relevant in the ice skating world than she is.
I WILL NOT SUPPORT TARA LIPINSKI. KWAN FTW. I support my argument by introducing into evidence the fact that despite this loss, Kwan is still the most decorated female figure skater in history. And where is Lipinski now? She’s got her cute little seasonal fashion gigs wherein she is routinely outshone by a guy who…
Yep. Also, she’s way too young to have to deal with relationship baggage like kids with a previous gf. You only get one window in your life where (it feels like) everyone is single and childless and you never have to consider those very real-life possibilities in your love life. Plenty of time for that in your…