Yeah but just for their funny accents or gross food :) This is straight up, “Holy shit how has this country not imploded in on itself.”

This is why other countries laugh at us. As well they should.

I can’t with her. All I’m aware of are her and Johnny Weir when they’re wearing hats at the Kentucky Derby or whatever. Neither one of them are relevant in fashion, but at least he is chronologically more relevant in the ice skating world than she is.

I WILL NOT SUPPORT TARA LIPINSKI. KWAN FTW. I support my argument by introducing into evidence the fact that despite this loss, Kwan is still the most decorated female figure skater in history. And where is Lipinski now? She’s got her cute little seasonal fashion gigs wherein she is routinely outshone by a guy who…

Yep. Also, she’s way too young to have to deal with relationship baggage like kids with a previous gf. You only get one window in your life where (it feels like) everyone is single and childless and you never have to consider those very real-life possibilities in your love life. Plenty of time for that in your…

They are terrible, miserable people. Stupid, selfish, entitled, boring people. That’s the worst part to me. They try so hard to be interesting and yet they bore me to tears because nothing they do is genuine. And if it is, it’s genuinely awful.

Kardashians are terrible. News at 11.

I have to wonder what the F his appeal is anymore. It can’t be that scuzzy gutter look he’s championing right now. It can’t be his dormant career or his history of abuse. It can’t be his illegitimate child or the mother of that child who will most likely always be around competing with you, either.

Yeah, she’s clinging onto youth in a very unnerving way. It just looks uncomfortable trying to maintain that facade when your own life is taking you farther and farther from it every day.

Trying a different tactic on this post, yeah? Given your recent comments about the Duggars, I would’ve thought you’d shame them for their codependency.

lol. k.

She may as well have named him, “Screw you kid you’re the product of a life I was pressured into but never wanted and because of that I’m naming you Spurgeon” Dillard.

“Um,” no. You’re that special breed of commenter where people can’t tell if you’re serious or just dim.

Some people are just asking for it. And in those cases, it’s okay to laugh. And laugh. And laugh again.

Related: it boggles the mind you can have a kid without the same rule. Maybe if you had to get a mandatory education before spawning, shit like this wouldn’t happen. Because apparently some people need to be told: guns + kids = NO, BITCH.

This is Darwinism. This is actually Darwinism playing out in front of us. The actual Darwin would be excited for being so correct or embarrassed for being so correct.

I’m not. Darwinism.

Yeah, I get that. I suppose if it were my field and I oversaw a zillion scenarios like that each week, I’d be hard-nosed and practical about it too. With the puppies I chip, I know the needle is big and painful, but I also know the chip it delivers is going to serve them for the rest of their lives so the pain takes a…

I would love to set up a family of big cats in a mock living room rife with glass coffee tables, vases, drinking classes filled with wine, and various tchotchkes. For science.

I would think they could put the kid under for that. Or at least put some topical anesthesia on the area. Now, since I’m home at 2 pm on a Wednesday eating cookie dough for breakfast, it’s obvious I’m not a doctor and I don’t know if this is a horrible idea because of possible interactions, etc. But it’d seem in…