This sounds like the Master Cleanse diet that was all the rage a few years ago. No wonder that kid died. It wasn’t the meningitis, it was the batshit diet that could kill a healthy Beyonce if it wanted to.

I KNOW. Women-as-objects in its most puerile, revolting form. Dad is all, “Yeah, she’s all things wonderful things, but she’s also A VIRGIN and we all know that’s what really matters, fellas.” Just the thought of a father being so focused on his daughter’s hymen is perverse and pathetic.

For someone averse to dates, it seems like you’ve been on a lot of shitty ones :)

When I was in preschool I didn’t even know how to undo the clasps on my overalls or prevent my skirt from getting tucked in my tights after I used the bathroom. This woman probably doesn’t know how to do those things, either.

They’ll conclude she probably had it coming. She was a girl. What in the hell was she thinking rejecting the advances of a guy? Death sentence!

I’m a firm believer that (most) girls aren’t crazy; guys make them crazy. Beware the guy who says, “Somehow I only date crazy girls.”

EXACTLY.

The sense of entitlement makes me nauseous. It’s the same with the Erin Andrews case: the logic seems to be, “She’s a chick, so I can do whatever I want with her regardless of her thoughts, feelings, opinions, wants, and needs.” No wonder she rejected this asswipe; she probably thought he was fucking creepy.

Yep. My female Labradane sassily rejects any male trying come up on her. It takes them two tries to learn, but then they walk away. This is not that hard.

It’s legit pretty good. I too thought it looked stupid and that it’d be cancelled in a season, but she’s very funny and the idea is unique.

Lukas Hass was never cute. Now he just looks like someone’s creepy uncle. Not someone you want in your pussy pursuit crew.

Why? Why is this a thing?

Only women can do that to men. If a guy tried to do it to me, I think I’d reflexively bend over at the waist to give my fist a better crotch-punching avenue.

Perhaps chronologically old enough to have a kid, but nonetheless not old enough to have a kid.

“Petty, pathetic, and immature:” mommy bloggers to a T.

I lol’d at this comment. I lol’d so hard.

This just solidifies for me the notion that Mommy Bloggers are insufferable, self-absorbed, egomaniacal assholes.

I HAVE ALL THOSE THINGS.

Oh good maybe with that cash she can start a college fund for her son and maybe make some sound investments and possibly set up a trust for him buy heroine

Teen Mom Jenelle has a manager? For what? What does she have to manage besides a string of ill-conceived pregnancies with an impressive lineup of losers?