She’s insufferable, both on and off the show. And when CBS tried to sex her up for football season I nearly threw all my ten-year-old Hot Topic baubles at the screen in protest.

I know, right? I keep wondering just what the hell she wore to her interview and — assuming it wasn’t something insufferable — at what point she started transitioning into pseudo-cutesy overgrown goth asshole.

It’s too bad his album can’t sustain itself on its quality alone. Must mean it doesn’t have any.

I knew someone who had two dogs: Tiffany and Coco. But Coco was shortened to “Co.” Tiffany & Co.

He cannot STAND IT that Amber Rose didn’t just fade away after they broke up. He had it in his head that he was the only reason she was a thing and almost certainly expected she wouldn’t be anymore once he left her. Instead she moved on and looks better than she ever did when she was with him.

As I mentioned somewhere else: water always finds its level.

He seems to have a real madonna/whore complex. You’re either a mother/wife or a sex object. How he reconciled that with Kim I’ll never know since she’s only ever marketed herself as a sex object to any red-blooded male who’ll look at her. Not that bright, either one of them. Water always finds its level.

The man hasn’t done anything of note since Kim trapped him into a marriage with a kid he didn’t want. He’s got nothing left to offer the world except absurdism and misogyny. Amber Rose was right when she said the Kardashians would chew him up and spit him out when they were done with him.

In my head, I’ve taken to responding, “That’s great, XXX” to whoever I find offensively stupid. Miley sticks her tongue out: “That’s great, Miley.” Kim wears pants that don’t fit: “That’s great, Kim.” Kanye is an asshole: “That’s great, Kanye.” It’s all I can muster anymore.

Yeah, remember how cute and fresh-faced she was on MTB? I really do think she’s a good performer and with the right management could’ve been the next Britney. Unfortunately that didn’t happen.

I approve of this union. No, really. I think they’re a great match in terms of mutual attention starvation and egoism.

That’s the best idea you’ve ever had.

I think about this all the time: the trust it takes to get close to someone who could actually kill you probably if they wanted. Which is why I’m always interested in true crime stories where women kill men. Men can just strangle a woman and she’s dead. Women have to resort to poison, a hitman, an “accident,” etc. So…

k.

Mmm, no sweetie. First: It was joke. Second: I’m sorry you didn’t understand my joke. Third: it was a joke. This is not about you.

I used to make the potion that turned Ariel into a human, except it was the opposite and would turn me into a mermaid. It was water, leaves, dirt, dead bee, and industrial soap all stirred together with a stick the dog was chewing on (what my parents were doing letting me near the industrial soap I’ll never know). I…

Yeah. This lady sounds all kinds of insufferable. And can you imagine how her son is going to turn out? He’s going to be snorting Cheeto dust and mainlining marshmallow cream before he hits puberty.

Well, if they hate hot chicks so much they probably should just get hotter themselves. Then they wouldn’t be jealous. If they made themselves the office eye candy, there wouldn’t be a need to hire OUTSIDE eye candy. LEAN IN LADIES. You can’t tell me that “biopharma” stuff (whatever the hell that is I don’t think…

Exactly. I cannot believe how stupid these people are. They illegally made a fraudulent video about a complete untruth. They got called out as liars for doing it. Then they got called out as criminals for doing it. And they’re STILL trying? I don’t know what will get it through their underdeveloped, unenlightened,…

I totally think “Esme” came from Twilight too. This tells me all I need to know about this couple: I don’t like them.