I’m surprised seven puppies survived, but I’m glad they did. Puppies can die after being subjected to all kinds of things WITHOUT undergoing such a huge trauma.

I’m going to put this on my own resume verbatim. Even though I’m a Catholic woman.

Jesus H. I don’t want to sound creepy, but...Jesus H. CHEEKBONES AND EYEBROWS 4EVA!!!

Not necessarily? Unless it was one of those VHS tapes where whatever you film in whatever sequence just shows up undoctored?

He won’t win if only because Milania Trump cannot be the First Lady. She’s a beautiful woman, sure, but only in the wife-of-a-reanimated-corndog way, not the dignified and presidential FLOTUS way.

She just tries way too hard to be interesting. It rings as pretentious, hollow, and false. Plus the fact that she thinks anyone would buy what is the equivalent of a 6th grade burn book makes her look unbelievably, stupidly self-important.

And if we’re going by the “OH IT WAS A POTENTIALLY LIFESAVING THING” excuse, then why don’t we blame the doctor’s office for making her wait for an appointment in the first place? Had they gotten in her in ASAP — you know, because it was a POTENTIALLY LIFESAVING THING — this whole debacle could’ve been avoided.

I DON’T KNOW AND IT’S KILLING ME.

The classic, “I’m sorry YOU suck” apology. Timeless.

I almost wore this thing to prom before my mom slapped some sense into me and told me that I should wear something more timeless unless I wanted to look like the 90s equivalent of the 80’s bride with the puffy sleeves.

GEORGE CLOONEY

CHEEKBONES FTW.

I HATE THAT TOO. “Oh, men just can’t be expected to control themselves around females (and these people would be the type to say “females”). That logic advocates rape and it’s insulting to men too, I would think. Suddenly a sentient human is no more self-disciplined than an untrained puppy because he has a penis?…

That goddamn vacant stare on her face just slays me every time. I can’t wait when one of her kids comes out as gay. Statistically, it’s bound to happen.

I can’t believe Jez still posts shit about the bloated, overexposed hag that is Kim Kardashian. I have zero interest in her tweets or her marriage or her pregnancy. (Which she conveniently announced right after it was announced that her stepdad was officially a woman! Because GOD FORBID anyone look away from her…

“(Her) husband...who she met while doing mission work in France...”

Yeah, fuck someone who takes care of damaged animals.

As I said in another comment, I don’t think this guy is actually dangerous. He’s an impotent little coward who just wants to feel like he matters. Anyone with actual plans to hurt this woman wouldn’t CALL HER UP AND TELL HER HE’S GOING TO DO IT. Shows the kind of intellect these Gamers are working with: little to…

I like troglodyte :)

This guy is an asshole, but I don’t believe for a second he’s “potentially dangerous.” He’s an impotent coward using grown-up words to scare a woman because women, as a group of people, scare him. Think about it: if he actually planned on hurting her, why would he actually call her up and warn her? So she can prepare…