Yeah, it is. We owe people money now when something unexpected befalls them? Fine: I lost a lot of gas today because I had to take an unexpected detour on the way to work. BBHMM.

No, needs smarter parents. Ones that don’t come to the conclusion of, “Oh, something costly and unexpected happened to me so everyone owes me money now!”

Why? Because her entitled attitude convinced you that you owed her money? Smart.

THANK YOU. THEY ARE ASSHOLES. It’s such an entitled, shitty attitude to have. “Something unexpected happened to me so everyone owes me money now!” Look, I’m sorry she “didn’t know” she was pregnant. That’s a large cost to have to absorb abruptly. But I don’t owe her money because of it.

It’s because her reasoning is such crap. Her whole thing is, “Well I didn’t know I was pregnant but I was so now everyone owes me money.” By that logic, everyone should owe you money for everything you weren’t expecting: layoffs, wasted gas money from when you unexpectedly get lost, cold medicine that doesn’t work,…

This logic is such bullshit though. “I didn’t know I was pregnant but I was so give me money now please.” Okay, fine. I didn’t know my sandal was going to break, but it did so now everybody owes me money for new ones. I didn’t know my ham sandwich was going to suck, but it did so everybody buy me a new one. She’s…

God, they are just terrible. These fucking people.

She looks fucking terrible.

I KNOW! Clothing sizes are so subjective anyway, it’s impossible to tell anymore. Even in Target I range from a 3 to an 8 (3 in adults, 8 in juniors). (Now that I think about it, it’s probably time to stop wearing juniors since I’m in my thirties).

Yeah, but however you experience pregnancies, there are a lot of things going on in your body that should tip you off if you’re pregnant. If you don’t feel the fetus moving, you’re probably feeling the morning sickness and/or the ceased menstruation and/or the backaches and/or swollen feet, among other things.

“Incipient fart.” I love you.

Me too. I’m always skeptical of stories like this. Your body goes through so many changes during pregnancy — weight gain, ceased menstruation, morning sickness, aches and pains, etc. — that even if you don’t experience all of them, the consistent presence of just one over a few months should tip you off. It’s for this…

That’s what makes it worse! If I draped myself over my boss like that, people would look at my like I was fucking insane. So inappropriate.

Yeah, but a casual glance or blink can be easily misinterpreted. I have no idea how a casual neck-on-shoulders move could be misinterpreted.

And who even does that? I wouldn’t EVEN slink around somebody else’s husband like that. So trashy and desperate.

It’s such a desperate “LOOK AT ME” move. It would be even if he weren’t somebody’s husband. Correction: even if he weren’t Beyonce’s husband.

You know Beyonce just lets Rita Ora just drape herself all over her husband and doesn’t say a word because she’s Beyonce, and is not threatened. Nor should she be. Sit down, Rita. God.

For someone so dismissive of her, it’s obvious that you write Bey’s name enough to know how to get the accent over the e. Sit down, Rita.

God, I hate people.

Yep. Stay home assholes. Nobody will miss you.