I don’t know, but that’s a great way to put it. And unfortunately I probably did her a goddamn favor by stealing her ID (I still have it). It looked fake as fuck, didn’t scan, and three cashiers denied it when she tried to buy alcohol earlier that day. But she still had more than a year until she was legit twenty-one…

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…

I’ve always wondered that. I watch a lot of Snapped and the investigators after the fact always ALWAYS say, “Oh, she was crying too hard and it seemed forced,” or, “Oh, she wasn’t crying enough and it seemed forced.” Grieving is such a personal process and unless the suspect says something like “Well I killed him and…

The powers that be at Viacom are finally getting it right.

I DON’T HAVE ANY OF THOSE THINGS.

I was not aware of any of this. I guess he’s just the lesser of two evils in my head. At least he used to be. I could not STAND Amber’s whining in the beginning. She wanted to have sex, have the baby, keep the baby, and then wanted to bitch at everyone when it turned out to be, you know, kind of hard.

Yeah. Everyone is awful. Although from what I've seen, Gary Shirley is one of the least offensive people involved. He put up with Amber's bitching and whining and crying during her pregnancy like a champ.

I got the impression he came back from the bathroom and just maybe got distracted on the way back out?

I was with some friends in a bar and this douche started hitting on my friend and being a real dick about it. She was trying to be polite about it, but I didn’t feel any such obligation. So I whispered something in her ear about him and she laughed. He saw it and replied, “If you’re mad that I’m talking to your friend…

I know. News flash, laughable hag: nobody — including the woman who towed your car that you parked incorrectly — has heard of you except for the troglodytes who jerk off to your face while it says absolutely nothing of value.

News flash, laughable hag: nobody — including the woman who towed your car that you parked incorrectly — has heard of you except for the troglodytes who jerk off to your face while it says absolutely nothing of value.

Yeah...that margarine hair, those severe cheekbones, that Joker smile...it’s not good. And she really needs bangs. She’s practically thinning on top. The worst part is, she probably reads all this criticism about her appearance and consoles herself with the “knowledge” that we’re all “just jealous.” She probably…

It’s the “deranged sorority girl,” yes?

It’s the “deranged sorority girl” who penned the response. The creator of “cunt punt” really should be using her powers for good, not evil.

Rebecca Martinson is the “deranged sorority girl.”

Nope, not stalker status. You know how you can tell when you’re really hurting over someone? You DON’T stalk them because you don’t want to see the life they’re living without you, especially the girls part.

Why is it always the chubby, subaverage-looking dudes who act like they’re familiar with sex when we all know the truth?

I KNOW. I guess I feel better knowing this experience is pretty common. Except in my case, I KNEW better. I knew he was leaving for NY when we started dating and that it wouldn’t come to anything. And I still let myself fall face first in love with him. I guess I’d hoped something would happen and he’d stay or that…

I would hope she sees herself as captivating and compelling as I do. This woman is EVERYTHING. Her and her upright hair.

I agree with you, but those photographs are EVERYTHING. She looks so mysterious and captivating even though she’s never doing anything particularly compelling. I would happily buy one of those for my living room to remind me to, no matter what, be more like Margaret at all costs.