Worst. Mutant. Power. Ever.

Poor people make up a vast sum of money in the lottery pool. It is a program that effectively takes food out of the mouths of children. The whole “education” angle is just a sales pitch. An enormous amount of the money goes towards costs and very little of the money reaches educational programs specifically.

Is he...farting out that purple and yellow background? ‘Cause it really does look like he’s farting out that purple and yellow background.

He was on the Michelle Wolf show on Netflix, the man is... a unique talent.

He was, ah, featured on a recent Gunship song as well.

The money doesn’t really help fund anything. Sure it started that way, but the new revenue stream became a way to de-fund those same priorities over time leaving them at or below the total funding levels prior to the existence of a lottery.

He’s “TV’s Frank”, not... “Internet Streaming Platform’s Frank”.

Fine, he denies it. But why did he throw inside at the iron next time it was at the plate then?

And the ridicule of Roberts for pulling Joc in favor of Kike. It was relentless. At least they eventually realized that the switch pushed Taylor to left field where he could run under that go-ahead double and save the Dodgers’ season (and Roberts’ job). At least, Buck realized it. I had no idea what Smoltz was saying,…

There should be a law about wasting the time of the police. Because some cops show up and think they have to do something. Since they’re out there. This could have gone the wrong way, quick. If I were a parent at that game, I would be mad as hell at this “field marshall” this is not the kind of behavior I want modeled…

Anyway, baseball needs heels

And I believe they said it was a complete game pitched by Babe Ruth

Man this should be fucking killer. Lucy Dacus is awesome. I’ve heard a little of Julien Baker’s stuff, but none of Phoebe Bridgers. I’ll give them a listen. Super excited for this. Digging those songs, especially Bite The Hand.

I so very much love that there is this wave of female singer-songwriters taking the indie world by storm at the moment (I’d tack artists like Lindsey Jordan of Snail Mail and Sophie Allison of Soccer Mommy in, here, as well), and that three of the best of them are coming together like this is just icing on the cake.…

Ik right? Its not even about the shot or the flu or even needles. I just hate children and the elderly.

So Brave!

So, somebody has replied to this right? It’s “Strangers On A Train” and your memory of the details is 100 percent right. I saw it in a theatre years ago, which made the danger of that scene immediate and apparent. Hitchcock on the big screen, never has been less than a revelatory experience, even when I've seen the…

If there’s anything we’ve learned in the last few years it’s that many very rich people are positively repulsive human beings. That a wealthy person could actually overcome that upbringing and become an appealing comic actor is pretty impressive. I’ll take that over another Paris Hilton, Ivanka Trump, or Kardashian.

yea, why can’t he work a meaningless desk job for thirty years and die of a heart attack like the rest of us!

The entertaining parts of these debates, is there is no answer (also who cares), except the one you believe in most, and you believe that answer because of any criteria you want. It’s chaos and anarchy and hilariousness all at the same time.

I was at a charity event, when Brady was only a 2x Super Bowl champion. He…