Sounds like he’s gotten himself into quite a...predicament.

I fail to see a practical difference between what the kid did with the cash and what the parents were planning to with it, besides the kid's efficiency.

They may be out $1,000, but the good news is now at least they don’t have to go to a bunch of Utah games.

I don't have kids, but letting your two year old play with a paper shredder seems like insanely poor parenting.

I... don’t think that’s how moviegoing works. 

You and Herzog:

And to think he was once a little, green slab of clay.

By the Numbers, He Said It, and This Week’s Sign of the Apocalypse on the walk from the mailbox to the front door, then Reilly as soon as I got in the house. Ugh. 

Change that to 12, and we are the same. I wonder what percentage of Deadspin’s readers fall right into that specific demographic. By the Numbers and Reilly’s article were the first two things I read in each issue. 

Looks like they changed to “American Coastal Collision” sometime between 2014 and 2015: https://www.google.ca/maps/@35.0756287,-77.028742,3a,35.5y,289.58h,89.8t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sYH7uGCanKozZmPV-ZMl94A!2e0!5s20151201T000000!7i13312!8i6656

And you’ll be grateful for it, with this state of the world decay.

The line between /s/ and trollery grows thinner and thinner.

This is growing so tiresome. It’s getting to the point where a prominent Republican cannot go to a DC restaurant without being confronted by the jeers of an angry mob. This is not how democracy is supposed to work people. One day, the people of Washington DC will wake up and realize that if they want to affect real…

was soon applied to other popular licenses like the Fables comic book series, Batman, and Game of Thrones.

Can’t this website go one day without talking about Batman’s dick?

Jon Hamm Batman subdues the Joker

god we all had this soundtrack in 7th grade.

I think what he means is, when you go there, you have to give them your whole paycheck! Because everything is so expensive there. So if you think about it, it’s almost like “whole paycheck” would be a better name for the store because of how much you have to spend when you go there and then your paycheck is gone when…

When they say they didn’t want to bring on a constitutional crisis by invoking the 25th amendment, what they really meant was that someone that uneducated and easily manipulated might prove useful to their own agendas from time to time, and that they’ll keep trying to play goalie on his worst impulses (like you said,…

“I mean he was right when he said mexicans are subhuman and white supremacists are nice guys, but NUCLEAR WAR and TARRIFFS? Those might affect ME! Trump has gone too far, time for me to bravely write an anonymous op-ed. #Resist.”