Get a Metolius Eco Ball for a much better alternative to a big bowl of chalk.

Me approve of this monster-only internet you have envisioned.

Stick to sports!

Jezspin forever

No, Mr. Green. Communism is just a red herring.

Should make it easier for those of us who loved the last movie to see this one without your obnoxious, judgmental presence.

Yeah, I think a better phrase would be “the city is now doing the least they can do in a scenario in which is a citizen is assaulted by a police officer”. 

Drop “pro life” and use “anti choice” in the future, it’s more accurate.

I’m very curious to know what edits were made to Howard the Duck at this late stage. You’d think anything Howard the Duck-related would be a settled issue.

I have nothing to contribute to the gas station part of your anecdote, but wanted you to know that I actually knew where Skagway was because I played a shareware version of The Yukon Trail on my grandpa’s computer back in gradeschool. I feel this was important to share.

I’m a huge grammar nerd but this is unnecessary. In this case it’s more important to listen to what he has in his heart than to make classist comments about how he got his message across. It’s a screenshot of the Notes app, posted to Instagram. He’s not submitting a statement to Congress.

Bo Bichette seems like a nice guy - but I can never forgive him for turning Han Solo over to Jabba...

He cooled down.

Precisely. Until something is organized and alternatives are there, you’re in an “old man yells at cloud” sort of situation. And there’s PLENTY of that going on elsewhere. 

He throws them away after one hit?! What a waste. There are sleepy children in China. Finish your plate Adam 

The article also glosses over the fact that LA is one of the only cities to actually turn a profit hosting the Olympics, and the money from ‘84 funded youth athletic programs for years.

Ha. My wife and I both lament being too poor for the former at the time. I’ll have to keep buying those scratchers to make the latter happen.

I work construction in LA, specifically large-scale projects, and I am torn. On one hand, I don’t want to host the Olympics because it invites chaos beyond what we’re already dealing with, and because I think the event itself is largely meaningless and simply a money-printing machine. We’ve got entire nations cheating…

Not for nothing, but Tony Hawk did his on a standard half pipe. Super impressive though! 

Jesus we need more August sports NOW so there’s never a blog like this again.