Give me one recent example of a billion dollar movie franchise where the heroes spent an entire movie losing! It will never work!

I thought everyone in Election was a villain?

Tracy’s “relentless drive and obnoxious self-confidence” were objectively gross.

“watched today it’s practically a comedic parody, with many parts being unintentionally funny and flat out ridiculous”

You aren’t relying on yourself when you get a loan from a bank either, you fucking idiot

Pretty much all of the research on bystander actions stresses how badly people do not want to get involved. And it’s worse in a group dynamic. If there are a lot of people around, the science basically confirms that people are less likely to act. Everyone assumes someone else will step in. Or they assume that because…

His next video will be about how Born In The USA is actually critical of the United States.

I wonder if Alan Moore has even weighed in on this.

there’s so few times I get to use this

It runs in the family

I feel like we need a Fyre Festival style documentary detailing how this disaster of a film came to be.

That joke wrote a check your butt can’t cash.

I guess Ryan Gosling wasn’t available for that part.

I hope they get H. Jon Benjamin to voice the head drone.

Or Michael Ironside?! We need Viper and Jester!

Furlong better show up on a fuckin motocross bike blasting You Could Be Mine

As someone who has run a marathon, I am obligated to mention in comments to this blog about a marathon that I have run a marathon.

I think the ire she expresses in her post has more to do with WHO the buyer was than the fact that the company was sold, her catalog along with it. She walked away from the contract/offer to “earn” back her masters a long time ago. She’s had plenty of time since November to write angry Tumblr posts about that…

Just to add to this, since it was not mentioned, but I think the ire Swift expresses in her post has more to do with the fact that she was never given a chance to buy her masters, but rather to “earn” them back, which is insulting ,and it belittles the work put into her first six albums. 

By far the best part of every installment. The default phone signature arms race is peaking in 2019.

It makes me wonder who they think this movie is for. The original Chucky was a parody of dolls like Teddy Ruxpin and the consumerism associated with them, thanks to Reagan’s deregulation of children’s TV and the resultant blurring of the boundary between entertainment and advertisting aimed at kids. But the kids who…