Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

I knew America’s hard-working journalists would come through for me.

Ugh, he had ONE good season, four decades ago.

how many times are we going to do this dance?

I was eagerly expecting to discover in what comically inappropriate situation this Owen character sharted, sadly there were no references to sharting in this entire piece!

Lots of grit, though.

Yes, borthday. I told you it was crazy!

but the 1,000 fans planning to attend the event deserve better.

My older boy went to a borthday party where the Dad’s name was ASLAN! What a time to be alive.

I don’t know, in my experience Polenta tends to fall apart in high pressure situations.

Polenta I still believe that your stuff could play up out of the bullpen and I hope the Diamondbacks someday recognize that.

Someone on Facebook posted a long screed about how they know the driver, and they have a history of mental illness, and that the driver “wouldn’t hurt a flea”.

12, 13?

“We have—I don’t know how many Grand Slam doubles titles—12, 13? I don’t know.” -Serena

I’m Thunderstruck by his suit/tie and shorts combo

JORDAN NEVER LEFT A PRESS CONFERENCE

I don’t get what you mean by “fake.” Like she was lip syncing?

Big if true.

Nope. The idea that businesses can pay people less than is needed to live, and put the costs onto the taxpayer, is the underlying problem in our economy.

What are you talking about? Free market, bro. If I can pay more to the supplier than Home Depot and sell less, then I’m doing capitalism better. Why do you want to regulate everything? Big government is bad, remember?