Somebody get this man a 2-liter of Mountain Dew, stat.

Thanks for letting us know, we were on the edge of our seats

It’d explain not running out ground balls.

I agree. At the last one I was at I yelled very loudly that we were just celebrating a meaningless distinction of a social construct.

The real solution is stop doing gender reveal parties. I just read that some people have paid up to $25,000 for them. The whole concept is fucking stupid.

Maybe you didn’t hear about it, you’ve been away for a long time, but Tommy don’t shine shoes any more.

Time to get back on the fantasy sports train again

You’re missing the point. A barista who spends most of her work day on her feet serving other people put music on for herself and for the guests. It might have been a radio station or a mix. She wasn’t actively selecting which songs to broadcast. A customer objected to the lyrics of the song that was playing. The…

Recall how Peyton Manning used to yell “Oklahoma!” and all that shit before he snapped the ball.

Tell that to my fifth graders who have emotional break downs all the time during math tests

Some of us have to calculate odds on our fingers. It’s a pretty bad tell.

is doing fractions in your head not... mental? it sure ain’t physical or emotional.

WRT the probability of a run scoring with the bases loaded vs 2b,3b. Consider that statistics that do not conform to proper priors are likely error. That is. If there isn’t a good theory to suggest why the probability of one run scoring should be lower when there are fewer defensive possibilities and similar offensive…

Your math seems good, but eliminating IBB to compare doesn’t seem useful. The fact that IBBs do occur and meaningfully change the math means they should be included.

The question I have is this: if you removed all of the instances when you have runners on second and third and then intentionally walk the batter (the 163 out of 1852 in 2017), what would the run expectancy be for the remaining instances alone? in a vaccumn, you’d guess that the chances of scoring zero runs are lower…

My coach once told me that if you don’t immediately get up and start screaming at your defense, no matter the circumstances of the goal, you’re playing the position wrong. He was dead bloody serious too. Thought you’d bounce back mentally if you just blamed your bullshit on the sweeper.

Bayern need just one goal to win the tie, but there’s exactly zero percent chance of it happening.

About half of the cyclists were going the wrong direction anyway.

“Let me tell this female writer what she really means”, mansplained RebelRebel0.

Never thought I’d see the day where I’d hear someone complaining about *not* playing for the Browns.