That’s just too fast
Not playing the game the right way

I’m not sure hanging around Florida State football players MORE is the best recipe for staying out of trouble.

He’s too busy getting wasted in a deer blind to weigh in, plus things got weird after he went to the Jets and Vikings

Ever add that shit to vinegar?

Well they have to consider the input of all those shareholders first.

Then Everything in it’s Right Place obviously

I recently bought the 1988 Fleer baseball set on eBay as an extra Christmas gift for my brother. I recall when I was a kid, we were sure these cards would be worth hundreds of dollars by now, just the like the 1955 Mickey Mantle card my father claims my grandmother threw out sometime after he left the house.

Oh no! You will not make me listen to this white nonsense! I will not do it and I’m still declaring this to be trash. You don’t have to listen to the snake herself to know this is garbage. What’s next? Will we have her potato salad foisted on us too? No ma’am!

Sounds like Twin Galaxies is really anti-MAME.

We had an email storm a couple years back. Once it started dying down, I added a late “Did you mean to send this email to me?” reply all just to stir the pot. Got a good number of replies to that one.

If that is true, the pigeon gets nothing. NOTHING! Good day Sir... I said GOOD DAY!

I told my kids they could each say ONE time during the week, “Come on, Dad, it’s Spring Break,” and then they would get whatever they were begging for. Usually they kept it in their pocket until the last day and they’d get that morning ice cream.

It’s tough to blame Novak for not buying into the Agassi comeback approach. I mean, how would you react if your coach told you it was time to divorce your wife, do some meth, and start angling to break up the best player on the WTA’s marriage just so you could resurrect your tennis game?

I think the more intriguing question is who the Browns will pick with the number one overall pick next year.

This might be the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for Josh Rosen.

“Quarter pound sounds like way more than 4 ounces” - McDonald’s

Water bottles have a closed top so they would be here in damn heartbeat, what we need to do to keep the planet safe is DRINK FROM GLASSES AGAIN! swing away.